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RayThom
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Darren's Email

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Yo Darren, why would I get your email sent to my inbox? It's very strange to say the least.
I RECORDED YOU DARREN!
Date: Thu, 21 May 2020 14:35:03 +0500
Message-ID: <421889.421889@18851.edu>
Mime-Version: 1.0
Content-type: text/plain;

I know one of your password is: SuperDocPhD

Your computer was infected with my private RAT (Remote Administration Tool).

I got all your contacts, access to all your accounts (see password in the mail), it was
possible to spy on you over your webcam, you can Google: Remote Administration Tool, to
see the functions of it.

I was bored and was spying on you, then once I was shocked seeing you MASTRUBATE! So I
RECORDED YOU and then removed my RAT.

I can send the video to all your contacts, friends, post it on that Plan B Forum you use so much, and publish
it everywhere else!

To stop me - send 700$ with the cryptocurrency Bitcoin (BTC).

You can buy Bitcoin (BTC) here: http://www.paxful.com/ , http://www.binance.com/ , http://
www.coinbase.com/buy-bitcoin or Google another exchanger.

My Bitcoin (BTC) wallet is: 13HCjYFfrZn55ufA8gHBwFRuTJbX5hyJvP

Simply copy and paste it.

I give you 3 days to send the Bitcoin (BTC), send it directly to my wallet, or create
your own wallet first here: https://login.blockchain.com/#/signup and then send to mine.

Next time update your browser before browsing the web, so you won't get infected again!
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Joe Guy
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Re: Darren's Email

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Wasn't it Doc who helped invent the internet? She probably has a way to stifle his 'MASTRUBATE' recording. She could probably alter it to make it look like he was sewing his zipper. They probably won't get his bitcoin.

liberty
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Re: Darren's Email

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Joe Guy wrote:
Fri May 22, 2020 12:02 am
Wasn't it Doc who helped invent the internet? She probably has a way to stifle his 'MASTRUBATE' recording. She could probably alter it to make it look like he was sewing his zipper. They probably won't get his bitcoin.
No, wasn’t that Al Gore in diapers. :)
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Big RR
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Re: Darren's Email

Post by Big RR »

I got a couple of those emails over the years--one pretty much like to Darren one, the other saying it recorded me masturbating to porn and would circulate them if I didn't pay. The second is a good reason not to surf for porn (or at least to cover the camera with tape or something).

Here maybe you can help Darren out by saying you'll never pay and you dare them to carry through with their threats. Perhaps you could even add some personal insults to show he mans business. I would think that's what he'd do.

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