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Gob
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Expensive shoe leather

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The man whose job is to ‘protect the public purse’ claims a travel allowance of £4,000 a year for a daily one-minute walk from his hotel to office.

Eugene Sullivan, the £180,000-a-year chief executive of the Audit Commission, also spends £18,000 of taxpayers’ money each year staying in the luxury hotel.

The 62-year-old receives £5,000 a year for train fares, taxis and car mileage, on top of his £4,070 travel allowance.

Each week, Mr Sullivan spends three nights at the £160-a-night Westminster Mint Hotel that is only 164 yards from his office at Millbank Tower.

At weekends, he travels back to his £500,000 family home in Ilkley, West Yorkshire. Mr Sullivan, who was promoted internally from the post of managing director, has basic pay of £165,004.

This is topped up by an £18,000 ‘additional responsibility allowance’ and £43,704 in pension contributions.

His total package comes to more than £250,000.

MPs reacted angrily to the news that Mr Sullivan is effectively claiming £25 per yard for a ‘walking allowance’.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1GWRY3YaA

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The Hen
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I wish somedays that I got a walking allowance in my job.

Once I ended up covering eight kilometers just delivering documents between the Cabinet, the Minister and the Department. That would have made me approximately £218,950 for the day.
Bah!

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At weekends, he travels back to his £500,000 family home in Ilkley, West Yorkshire.
Does he get a hat allowance too?
Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee,
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at?!
Wheear 'as ta bin sin ah saw thee?

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at?!
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at?!

Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Tha's bahn t'catch thi deeath o'cowd

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Then we shall ha' to bury thee
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Then we shall ha' to bury thee

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Then t'worms 'll cum and eat thee oop

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On IlkleyMoor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Then ducks 'll cum and eat oop t'worms

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Then we shall go an' ate oop ducks

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

Then we shall all 'ave etten thee
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Then we shall all 'ave etten thee

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at

That's wheer we get us oahn back
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
That's wheer we get us oahn back

On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
On Ilkley Moor baht 'at
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Gob
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I love that song, a great ramblers song!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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Can you do the accent though? It doesn't work without the accent...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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I can do it with a convincing Welsh accent?
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Gob wrote:
The man whose job is to ‘protect the public purse’ claims a travel allowance of £4,000 a year for a daily one-minute walk from his hotel to office.
Right, feed him to the Somalis, that's two expensive birds for one stone.

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