We all love puns

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Honey dew, d'oh.

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What's the opposite of isolate?

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My 4-year-old nephew was injured playing "Peek a boo"

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This week's question: Queen guitarist Brian May, 72, is recuperating after tearing his gluteus maximus during a moment of over-enthusiastic gardening in lockdown. The pain in his buttock, he said, "is relentless." If a classic rock band were to write a song about the thrills and dangers of gardening, what should the track be titled?

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I would have tried . . . something topical

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?

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su·pe·ri·or·i·ty com·plex
noun
noun: superiority complex

an attitude of superiority which conceals actual feelings of inferiority and failure.

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That's why there are no rock pigeon concerts.

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This is what it sounds like
When doves cry
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.

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Well it's not a pun but I didn't know where else to put it.

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Personally, I think the statues would be more inclined to get even with the pigeons.
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