The Robot

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Bicycle Bill
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The Robot

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A man was working on a new invention and managed to create a lie-detecting robot that slapped people whenever they told a lie.  He decided to test it out at dinner that night.

Over dinner, the father asked his son, "What did you do this afternoon?"

The son said, "I was at a friend's house working on a school assignment."  The robot slapped the son.  The son said, "OK, OK, I was at a friend's house watching a movie."

Dad asked, "What movie were you watching?"

The son said, "Toy Story".  The robot slapped the son again.  The son said, "OK, OK, we were watching porn."

Dad said, "What?  At your age I didn't even know what porn was!"

The robot slapped the father.

Mom laughed and said, 'Well, he certainly is your son!"

The robot slapped the mother.
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