Why did the (blank) cross the road?

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Why did the (blank) cross the road?

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Why did the detective cross the road?

To get to the homicide.
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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
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Why did the pig cross the road?

Because the chicken told him to tear gas protesters for a photo op.
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Why did the pedant cross the road?

To find out why the gas protesters should be torn up
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Why did Mead cross the road? To find something to wine about.
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Why did @W cross the road?

Because there was a puppy and a toddler on the other side and they were irritating her.
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Why did the puppy and the toddler cross @w? To get a free trip.
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Why did Darren cross the road?

What other side?
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Why did BSG cross the road?

Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 31, 2020 1:42 am
 Why did BSG cross the road?

Because she motherfucking cunt bastard asshole shitwad wanted to cross the fucked up road and wants Trump to die, so fuck off.
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Why did wesw cross the road?

He never did, he's still trying to figure out how.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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dales wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 31, 2020 4:00 am
 Why did wesw cross the road?
He couldn't. He had to cr0ss the r0ad, instead.
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Why did Trump cross the road twice?

He always double-crosses
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Why did Biden cross the road?

He forgot
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Why did lib cross the road?

See, there were these black kids, second-graders, approaching me on my side
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Why did Meade cross the road? It wasn't a road; more of a Longstreet.
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