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Maintenance requests must not be submitted in verse

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Poets
Get —
Behind on
Rent
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
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Would a parrot qualify as a poet?

Or maybe they're trying to screen out rappers?
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Nevermore.
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Dear Landlord,

We are good renters but we aren't sure if we qualify
Because we're a married couplet.
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GAH!
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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