My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I've got a hunch it might be me.
I've been with my partner for 3 years now and started having erection problems. We have different views about the problem, she bought me viagra, I bought her a treadmill.
I went into a bar the other day and asked for a double entendre. The barmaid said "I'll give you one"
I spent a few hours at my wife's grave. She thinks I'm digging a pond.
I just got back from the World Erection Championships. I got through to the semi's.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s arse? A mechanic.
The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It’s mostly drum and bass.
What did the slug say to the snail? “Big Issue, mate?”
I knew I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
A Cowboy says to his son "water my horse will ya son" Son; " water ya horse ? . . . I'm not a stable boy !" Cowboy " I don't care about you're mental health , water my horse"
The neighbours came round and knocked on my door at 2am this morning. Can you believe it? 2AM?! Lucky for them I was still up, playing my drums.
What makes japanese people tick? Geiger counters.
I got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's mainly shift work.
Quck Jokes
Quck Jokes
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Topical again after nearly 70 years!What makes japanese people tick? Geiger counters.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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It's what a Kiwi duck says.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Quck Jokes
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”