Bring on your Dad jokes
- Econoline
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?
IHOP.
IHOP.
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
A stick.
"you’re a miserable bitch and I won’t feel one moment of sadness if the news one day is that you’ve gotten COVID19 from work and died of it." ~BSG
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say... "I play a little guitar!"
"you’re a miserable bitch and I won’t feel one moment of sadness if the news one day is that you’ve gotten COVID19 from work and died of it." ~BSG
Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
I'm not sure if this qualifies as a Dad Joke, so let me know. I have been known to lower the bar.....
At Joe's annual physical exam....
Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"
Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."
Doctor: "How is that a problem?"
Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."
At Joe's annual physical exam....
Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"
Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."
Doctor: "How is that a problem?"
Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."
- Econoline
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor
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- Bert Kibbler
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
You gotta hand it to short people. Literally.
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Re: Bring on your Dad jokes
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One? or Two?
One .....

..... or Two?

-"BB"-
One? or Two?
One .....

..... or Two?

-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?