Bring on your Dad jokes

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Econoline
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I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work.
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What is the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant?

IHOP.

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What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say... "I play a little guitar!"
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I'm not sure if this qualifies as a Dad Joke, so let me know. I have been known to lower the bar.....

At Joe's annual physical exam....

Doctor: "Do you have any health concerns?"

Joe: "Yes, Doctor. I always poop every morning at 8 o'clock."

Doctor: "How is that a problem?"

Joe: "I wake up at 9 o'clock."

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Three unwritten rules of life:
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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat minor
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You gotta hand it to short people. Literally.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One?   or Two?

One .....

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..... or Two?
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