So, I am in a bar and....

[Joe Guy]

two very large women with accents are sitting across from me.

I say, "Cool accents, are you two ladies from Scotland?"

One of them yells, "It's Wales, you idiot."

So I said, "OK, are you two Whales from Scotland?"

I don't remember much after that.

(don't blame me. I didn't write it)

[Bicycle Bill]

-"BB"-

[Long Run]

[Burning Petard]

Episcopal pastor maybe? Outsiders always have problems with ethnic jokes.

snailgate

[Bicycle Bill]

Two neutrons go into a bar and order drinks.  After they are served, one of them asks how much they owe.

"For you guys," the bartender said, "no charge."
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Two neutrons go into a bar.  What is the name of the bar?

The Control Rod.

-"BB"-

[Econoline]

You're sitting in a bar and a Tea Party member, a QAnon follower, and Donald Trump walk in.





Don't wait for the punch line, just leave, quickly!

[Big RR]

Or maybe just throw a punch, or three?

Or adding to the above setup, and you have a gun with three bullets, who do you shoot? Answer: Trump, three times.

[Bicycle Bill]

A fascist, a racist, and a conspiracy theorist walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What would you like, Mr. Trump?"

-"BB"-