A cardiologist died and had an elaborate funeral.
A huge vault, shaped like a heart and covered in flowers,
stood behind the casket during the services.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket was rolled inside.
The heart was then closed, sealing the doctor inside the beautiful heart forever.
At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter.
When all eyes stared at him, he said,
“I'm sorry...
I was just thinking... of my own funeral...
I'm a gynecologist.”
The proctologist fainted.
-"BB"-
The Funeral
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The Funeral
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?