Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money.
Bob and the blonde
Bob and the blonde
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Bob and the blonde
This is probably not an appropriate post for this thread - and is completely uncalled for.
And Lord (Jim) knows that I'm always interested in posting appropriately.
But anyway...
What do you think the odds are that (Chicken) Steve has blonde DNA?
And Lord (Jim) knows that I'm always interested in posting appropriately.
But anyway...
What do you think the odds are that (Chicken) Steve has blonde DNA?
Re: Bob and the blonde
I always imagine Joe Dirt when I think of Steve...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Bob and the blonde
That's Such An insult to Joe Dirt.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: Bob and the blonde
Good point, well made.
Apologies to Mr Dirt.
Apologies to Mr Dirt.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Bob and the blonde
I also think you have insulted blondes...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is