Bob and the blonde

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Gob
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Bob and the blonde

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Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.
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Joe Guy
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Re: Bob and the blonde

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This is probably not an appropriate post for this thread - and is completely uncalled for.

And Lord (Jim) knows that I'm always interested in posting appropriately.

But anyway...

What do you think the odds are that (Chicken) Steve has blonde DNA?

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The Hen
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Re: Bob and the blonde

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:D
Bah!

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Sean
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Re: Bob and the blonde

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I always imagine Joe Dirt when I think of Steve...
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Re: Bob and the blonde

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That's Such An insult to Joe Dirt.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Sean
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Re: Bob and the blonde

Post by Sean »

Good point, well made.

Apologies to Mr Dirt.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?

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Rick
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Re: Bob and the blonde

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I also think you have insulted blondes...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is

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The Hen
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Re: Bob and the blonde

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Yeah, but the blondes won't work that one out for a while.

:nana
Bah!

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