We all love puns

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Econoline
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That deserves a withering response.
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Long Run wrote: ↑
Thu Jan 12, 2023 10:39 pm
 That deserves a withering response.
I'm responding and not even going to bill you for it....

And I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know, I know, I know
I know, I know
Hey, I should have left this one alone
Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone....
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Econoline wrote: ↑
Sat Jan 21, 2023 11:00 pm
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Since an apple is not a perfect circle or sphere, is apple pi still approriate?
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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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Which reminds me, I've always wondered why nobody ever explained to Jim Croce that you can put thyme in a bottle.
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White privilege doesn't mean your life isn't hard. It means your skin colour isn't making it harder.

What goes on in a woman's uterus is none of your fucking business.

Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you. It's not pie.
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I think Vladimir (right) is saying: "Are you peeing?"

And Estragon is saying: "Just give me a minute, will you."

(Autocorrect changed that to Estrogen. There's a joke there but I'm not going to risk it.)
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I started a big pot of navy bean soup before I logged in here. It reminded me of a question i heard more that 10 years ago, so I know I did not see it here first.

Why does a good bowl of navy bean soup have 239 beans?





because one more bean and it would be too farty.

snailgate.
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I started a big pot of navy bean soup before I logged in here. It reminded me of a question i heard more that 10 years ago, so I know I did not see it here first.

Why does a good bowl of navy bean soup have 239 beans?





because one more bean and it would be too farty.

snailgate.
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I recall that joke about Irish stew (I don't recall if it Irish Stew has any beans, but the accent helps the pun).
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Knock knock
who's there
Irish stew
Irish stew who?
Irish stew in the name of the Law!
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Is a bad rainbow an arch criminal?
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