Political Humor — 2024 edition

[Bicycle Bill]

With less than a hundred days to go to the election (and primary elections in many places in only a week), there's got to be some good political jokes, witty observations, and just some gentle (or maybe not-so-gentle) ribbing going on.  Whaddya say we just post some of the better political quips and jabs here?

I'll start.

Why are Republicans like a woman's brassiere?

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Because they're supporting two enormous boobs.

Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week.  And whatever you do, DON'T ask for the Chef's Surprise!

-"BB"-

[ex-khobar Andy]

If you want to remove it you have to work hard and concentrate?

[Big RR]

Because they tend to cover up things that should be seen (or imprison things that should be free?).

[MajGenl.Meade]

Because they both have a southern strategy?

[Joe Guy]

I did not have sexual relations with that couch

[ex-khobar Andy]

I did not have sectional relations with that couch, either.