Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.
She asked me if I liked breasts or legs.
I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch.
Apparently, I'm not welcome back at KFC.
She did ask...
She did ask...
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: She did ask...
ROTFLMCO!!! 
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer-
Arthur Schopenhauer-
Re: She did ask...
There are KFCs in Australia?
When did you start eating chikin?
Well, almost chikin...
When did you start eating chikin?
Well, almost chikin...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
Re: She did ask...
I don't eat it at all.
Once had it and was throwing up cooking oil afterward.
Bleach.
Once had it and was throwing up cooking oil afterward.
Bleach.
Bah!
