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Gob
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She was only a soprano's daughter, but she'd do the lot for a tenor....

She was only the clairvoyant's daughter, but she never knew I was coming...

She was only a pathologist's daughter but anyone cadaver..

She was only a statistician's daughter, but she knew all the standard deviations

She was only the road-layer's daughter, but she certainly liked her asphalt...

She was only an Admirals daughter, but her naval base was always full of discharged seamen.

She was only a welders daughter, but she had acetylene tits.

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The Hen
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She was only ... the Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together
Bah!

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She was only the fishmonger's daughter, but she knew how to lie down and say fillet.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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She was only a mediocre wrestler but you should have seen her box.
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She was only the mason's daughter but she could sure get stoned.
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She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.
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kristina wrote:She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.



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She was only the Sheriff's daughter but men found her arresting.
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Rick
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kristina wrote:She was only the stableman's daughter, but all the horesemen knew 'er.
I don't think they'll get any better...
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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She was only the farrier's daughter, getting to her was a shoe in.

She was only the electrician's daughter but her behavior was shocking.

She was only the carpenter's daughter but she liked getting nailed.
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She was only the poulterer's daughter but she knew eggsactly what the yokels liked.
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She was only a veterinarian's daughter but everybody has played with her puppies.
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