You can say this about Steve Jobs, his funeral won't be a flash affair.
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash.
Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
Of course there is a good chance the Chinese will release a clone Funeral before the real one.
Still, Steve always DID live life to the Macs
What's the difference between Cancer and a Scouser? Scousers cant get Jobs.
Police are treating Steve Job's death as suspicious, and are looking for iWitnesses.
Too early for Steve Jobs jokes? (then don't read)
Too early for Steve Jobs jokes? (then don't read)
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Too early for Steve Jobs jokes? (then don't read)
Bwahahahaha!!Steve Jobs' funeral will be held next week, after which he will be reburied every six months in a slightly better coffin.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan