There's never a bad time for a blow job

[Gob]

Meet Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham.

The Texas duo was arrested on drug charges last Monday after a cop was summoned to a Whataburger, where a male acquaintance of Arie and Windham was passed out.

Arie, 44, who admitted providing the unconscious man with Hydrocodone, was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance. Windham, 30, was collared on a possession rap after he was found with the painkiller Soma. The pair was cuffed and stuffed into a police cruiser for the trip to get booked.

That’s when things got interesting, according to a spokesperson for Montgomery County Constable Precinct 4. When the officer looked in his rear view mirror, he “could no longer see Tina Arie,” who subsequently explained that she was resting her head in Windham’s lap because she was “tired.”

Suspicious, the officer pulled over to the side of the road to further investigate, according to a press statement. He discovered that, “despite being handcuffed behind their backs,” the pair were engaged in a sexual act. Windham’s jeans were undone “and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia.”

It is unclear how Windham’s jeans were unfastened--or whether teeth were somehow involved in the undoing of said britches. A spokesperson said she was unaware whether the jeans were of the zipper or button-fly variety.

The lewd Houdini act (Lewdini?) abrupty ended when the cop “ordered them to cease sexual contact.” Though Arie and Windham could have faced an additional public indecency charge, they apparently caught a break when investigators opted not to tack on a misdemeanor count to the more serious felony narcotics charges.

[BoSoxGal]

C'mon, now, how often does one get a chance to add 'back of a police cruiser' to the list of most interesting places one has engaged in sexual relations? Strike while the iron is hot, I say!

[Lord Jim]

From the looks of them, would I be correct in assuming that they weren't at the whataburger to take a break from doing research for their Doctoral dissertations in particle physics and quantum mechanics ?

[Scooter]

Depending on what drugs they were on, they might have completely lost the ability to self-censor their behaviour (been on the receiving end of that more than a few times in public places). Otherwise, no one is so horny that they need a blowjob with a cop sitting in front of them.

[loCAtek]

Liveleak [NSFW], Crackheads in public;

[Gob]

It was the thrill of a lifetime for this couple at an amusement park... having sex on top of a water slide.

They were caught on CCTV as the girl straddled her boyfriend before they hurtled down the shute in Opoczno, Poland.

But within moments of joining the 'waterslide-high club', they were escorted straight to the park exit - without even being allowed to retrieve their clothes.



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