(Stolen from another forum, but worth a crack)
1 A woman who uses every fancy dress opportunity to dress as a sex worker
2 Someone who acts as if the company would fall appart if they were every to take a day off
3 A blatantly lazy and un motivated office junior who is always one warning away from being sacked.
4 Tightwads who never bring milk in but use everyone elses.
5 Mad, staring, mumbling, wreck of an IT freak, stock reply to any question "Have you tried turning it off, and back on again?"
6 Manager that gets drunk at company parties and dances with tie around his head.
7 The person constantly talking about how unhappy they are, how unfulfilled (or similar nonsense) and how they're going to leave... but then somehow they never quite seem to get round to it.
Time to add your own....
There's one in every office!
There's one in every office!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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8 The person who spends at least half of their woking day telling anyone who will listen how busy they are
9 The person who has been a low-level employee for 20 years yet believes that they run the company.
9 The person who has been a low-level employee for 20 years yet believes that they run the company.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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10. The backstabber; short fat woman who always eavesdrops any conversation, and then exaggerates and embroiders the content to anyone who is prepared to listen.
I once told a mate, deliberately, within hearing distance of our office backstabber, that I had done half a bottle of Laphrohaig the previous evening. The next day a guy, someone who I despised deeply, approached me and told me I should get help with my two bottles of cheap whisky a day habit. A quick trip to the boss’s office and all hell was let loose.
I once told a mate, deliberately, within hearing distance of our office backstabber, that I had done half a bottle of Laphrohaig the previous evening. The next day a guy, someone who I despised deeply, approached me and told me I should get help with my two bottles of cheap whisky a day habit. A quick trip to the boss’s office and all hell was let loose.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Damn. I am missing this one.A woman who uses every fancy dress opportunity to dress as a sex worker
No, but if I take time off, I will spend at least two days catching up for every day I missed! That means a 2-week vacation has me running around like a lunatic for a month.Someone who acts as if the company would fall appart if they were every to take a day off
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
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Thank dog, I don't work in an office; I've got real productivity to uphold.
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Th woman in work who believes anything, however ludicrous. UFO's, homoeopathy works, water having memory, etc. But when shown scientific proof of how wrong her beliefs are, states; "that's just what they want us to think".
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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THe bloke who thinks rock climbing with an infant strapped to your back is a perfectly safe and sane family outing.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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You've just described Steve's dream date...Th woman in work who believes anything, however ludicrous. UFO's, homoeopathy works, water having memory, etc. But when shown scientific proof of how wrong her beliefs are, states; "that's just what they want us to think".
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For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan