Paddy, who was over on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, but couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls.
So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style, You're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos about two sizes too small. And then drop a fist sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate, you'll have all the babes ya want!
The following weekend Paddy hits the beach again, with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by. Covering their faces, turning away, and even laughing, and some looking very sick!
So Paddy went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?'
'JAHEESUS' .... said the lifeguard. 'Maaaaate. The potato goes in the front!'
IRISH SPEEDOS
IRISH SPEEDOS
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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