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Newt tries for the PETA sympathy vote by bringing along his pet owl.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Be careful there missy; just because I have 20 year old's hair style, my eyebrows are plucked bald and painted on and my cheeks are permanently stuck like this doesn't mean that I can't still suck a golf ball through a frozen garden hose...

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
Arthur Schopenhauer-
Arthur Schopenhauer-