because all domestic appliances come in white....
Runs for cover...
Why do brides get married in white?
Why do brides get married in white?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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Little boy: Mummy, why does the bride wear white?
Mother: Because that's the colour of joy and happiness.
Little boy: Then why does the groom wear black?
Mother:
Mother: Because that's the colour of joy and happiness.
Little boy: Then why does the groom wear black?
Mother:
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
...and was brought to you by the letters M,E,N,S,L,I and B.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Waah! Waah! Cries the male chauvinist piggy, all the way home.
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman who won't do what she's bloody well told!
A woman who won't do what she's bloody well told!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
I take it SMF no longer reads this forum Sean. 
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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You take it correctly!
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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Anyone know her email?
*ducks and runs*
*ducks and runs*
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
Re: Why do brides get married in white?
...posted that many moons ago.Gob wrote:
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BSG, I suggest that we take the following advice.bigskygal wrote:
Bah!
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I am just amazed that married heterosexual men who even think such thoughts, let alone voice them, still have their testicles.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
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My ex-loved to cook and she was d@mned good at it.Scooter wrote:I am just amazed that married heterosexual men who even think such thoughts, let alone voice them, still have their testicles.
Cooking was not a chore for her but a pastime which resulted in fantastic home-cooked meals.
I did the house cleaning and my own laundry.
(after she ruined three of my Pendelton shirts)
It was a fair trade in both our eyes.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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Liz is a pretty good cook...though after 16 years of marriage, she still sometimes makes things spicier than my digestive system likes. I still recall her lasagna...made with hot italian sausage, pepperoni, and pepper jack cheese, it was amazing. So was the resulting heartburn. 
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'
HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
