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Funnier If It Had Occured In Flushing

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Police: Man with plunger tries to rob NY bank


Friday, April 13, 2012

(04-13) 05:59 PDT Utica, N.Y. (AP) --

Police say a 49-year-old man tried to rob a central New York bank armed with a toilet plunger.

Utica police tell local media outlets that Lawrence Deptola went into city bank Thursday afternoon and threatened a teller with the plunger.

Police responded after two other banks had previously called authorities about a suspicious man entering their buildings.

Deptola was arrested after a foot chase and charged with attempted third-degree robbery.

It could not be determined Friday morning if Deptola had a lawyer.

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f ... 956D66.DTL



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Now he's in the shit!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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It was reported earlier that day that a friend of Lawrence, the would be bank robber, had asked him if he would ever consider robbing a bank.

Lawrence's response was, "Given my desperation for money, I just might have to take a plunge at it".

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Hot Dog Tong Robbery: Renee Jackson Attempts To Rob Arkansas Convenience Store With Utensil, Cops Say


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/1 ... 34160.html
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