Gob: you get excited about fitting a new roof rack on your car.
Hen: you actually notice the difference a new fabric conditioner makes to your wash...
Your go..
You know you're getting old when
You know you're getting old when
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: You know you're getting old when
They play music from your teenage years on "oldies" stations.
U2 is not oldies damnit!
U2 is not oldies damnit!
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Re: You know you're getting old when
They ask if you want, 'Help to the car wit'dat?'
Re: You know you're getting old when
When you remember working in a gas station sell in gas for $.16 per gallon.
I expect to go straight to hell...........at least I won't have to spend time making new friends.
Re: You know you're getting old when
You can't find your glasses without your glasses...
Re: You know you're getting old when
You become a generational slang translator;
At Home Depot, a young co-worker turned to me and asked, "What's 'hot to trot' mean?'
"It's like 'Good to go'. " I replied.
Ah-ha!
At Home Depot, a young co-worker turned to me and asked, "What's 'hot to trot' mean?'
"It's like 'Good to go'. " I replied.
Ah-ha!
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Re: You know you're getting old when
You make some sort of noise when you bend down, get back up, sit down, get up etc etc
Drs, coppers,teachers all start to look like they need to go back to school and stop playing dress uos!
Drs, coppers,teachers all start to look like they need to go back to school and stop playing dress uos!