Yours?
What did he do wrong?
What did he do wrong?
Yours?
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: What did he do wrong?
He bought a van without asking her.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
Re: What did he do wrong?
He had sex with her sister/cousin/mother/best friend.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
Re: What did he do wrong?
Or all four at once.
"Hang on while I log in to the James Webb telescope to search the known universe for who the fuck asked you." -- James Fell
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Econoline
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Re: What did he do wrong?
Sean wrote:He bought a van without asking her.
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
Re: What did he do wrong?
What did he do wrong?
From that pic? He existed. That is wrong.
From that pic? He existed. That is wrong.
Treat Gaza like Carthage.
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oldr_n_wsr
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Re: What did he do wrong?
No cuddling after sex.
Re: What did he do wrong?
Premature ejaculation?
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Re: What did he do wrong?
From the "idiot" comment, he either slept with someone else, called her chubby, or forgot a birthday/anniversary. Or all three. Although I do like the "bought a van" response the best.
“I ask no favor for my sex. All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet off our necks.” ~ Ruth Bader Ginsburg, paraphrasing Sarah Moore Grimké
Re: What did he do wrong?
Her: "Does my bum look big in this?"
Him: "Fucking enormous."
Him: "Fucking enormous."
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Re: What did he do wrong?
More like:
Her: Do these jeans make my arse look big?
Him: (Any conceivable answer: they're all wrong)
Her: Do these jeans make my arse look big?
Him: (Any conceivable answer: they're all wrong)
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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MajGenl.Meade
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Re: What did he do wrong?
Scooter wrote:He had sex with her sister/cousin/mother/best friend.
"We miss you...." We? You could be right
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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MajGenl.Meade
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Re: What did he do wrong?
Anyway, rubato wants his van back
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Re: What did he do wrong?
Her: Do these jeans make my arse look big?
Him: No. Your arse makes your arse look big.
oops. Sorry. I'm a fool and an idiot sometimes.
but there's nothing wrong having a big arse.
oops...
Him: No. Your arse makes your arse look big.
oops. Sorry. I'm a fool and an idiot sometimes.
but there's nothing wrong having a big arse.
oops...