Close your eyes!! Big surprise!!

[Gob]

Only in Swansea!!

A jealous woman has been spared jail after telling her lover to close his eyes for an early Christmas present - before hitting him with a rolling pin.



Beverley Jones, 41, from Swansea, had argued with her partner Michael Rees, 44, in December last year when she accused him of having an affair after finding a suspicious text on his phone.

Later on she asked him if he would like an early Christmas present and when he said 'yes' she asked him to count to three and then whipped out the rolling pin, hitting Mr Rees him on the nose.

He had to be taken to hospital with facial injuries.

Prosecutor Kevin Jones said: 'They rowed about the text message but made up and he asked her to go to bed.

'He got undressed and went under the covers. Jones came upstairs turned off the light and said: 'I’ve got a Christmas present for you. Do you want it?'

'She asked him to close his eyes and count to three. On opening his eyes he saw her above him with her arm raised holding a rolling pin.

'She struck him on the bridge of the nose and said: 'That’s what you get for going for girls behind my back'.

'Infidelity was clearly at the front of her mind.'

[oldr_n_wsr]

Hope she had a permit for that rolling pin.

[Long Run]

Hope she had a permit for that rolling pin.

Then again, they do not have a warning sign on them to say that they should not be used for flattening noses.

[Gob]

[Lord Jim]

That’s what you get for going for girls behind my back'.

So she'd have been cool with him bringing girls home up front for a three way?

Gee, I had kind of a negative attitude towards this woman till I got to that part....

[loCAtek]

Wow, ten points for conflict resolution skills, I'm sure he's ready to call it even, kiss and make up, now. <= least used smiley ever!

[oldr_n_wsr]

Hope she had a permit for that rolling pin.

Then again, they do not have a warning sign on them to say that they should not be used for flattening noses.

Sue the manufacturer then.