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Gob
Posts: 33646 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am
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by Gob Thu Jul 15, 2010 12:04 am
But fuck me pink...
A whole new use for the word "aspiring"...
Boyfriend held over death of aspiring glamour model on Gran Canaria holiday
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0thkZVwHU
A would-be glamour model who failed to return from a holiday with her boyfriend is believed to have been killed.
Sarah Shields, 23, flew out to Gran Canaria last month but didn't come back on Sunday as planned.
British police are questioning a man understood to be her boyfriend on suspicion of murder and perverting the course of justice.
The 36-year-old was arrested after he returned alone to the home they have shared in Ipswich since March.
Read more:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z0thkGL6Qi
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716 Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pmLocation: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF
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by Lord Jim Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:24 am
Yeah, I'm sorry for the young woman's death.....uh ...I have to say....first guess....
Crackpot
Posts: 11543 Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 amLocation: Michigan
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by Crackpot Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:33 am
I never understood the"lighter shade of lipstick than skin tone" thing. Do these people want to look dead?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Joe Guy
Posts: 15104 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Thu Jul 15, 2010 1:43 am
Is that a picture of the boyfriend or of the dead girlfriend?
Sean
Posts: 5826 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:17 amLocation: Gold Coast
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by Sean Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:56 am
British police are questioning a man understood to be her boyfriend on suspicion of murder and perverting the course of justice.
So he may be denying that he is her boyfriend...
...I think I would too.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
loCAtek
Posts: 8421 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pmLocation: My San Ho'metown
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by loCAtek Thu Jul 15, 2010 7:57 am
Lord Jim wrote: Yeah, I'm sorry for the young woman's death.....uh ...I have to say....first guess....
Late night call girl would have been mine.
SisterMaryFellatio
Posts: 580 Joined: Sun Apr 11, 2010 7:24 am
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by SisterMaryFellatio Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:52 am
Fuck me what a minger.....if i had a face like that i wouldn't plaster it in make up to try and improve it.
loCAtek
Posts: 8421 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pmLocation: My San Ho'metown
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by loCAtek Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:26 am
No really, it's not so much her face; Jessica Parker has a schnoz that big. It's that she's trying vainly to be something she's not! Blond, blue-eyed, Barbie!
Crackpot
Posts: 11543 Joined: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:59 amLocation: Michigan
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by Crackpot Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:46 pm
Personally I think it's all because she;s a graduate of the Bozo Makeup Academy.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Gob
Posts: 33646 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 8:40 am
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by Gob Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:08 pm
According to the article, her role model was Katie Price (aka "Jordan".) Jordan is now short hand for "cheap white slut trash" in the UK.
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
loCAtek
Posts: 8421 Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 9:49 pmLocation: My San Ho'metown
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by loCAtek Sun Jul 18, 2010 5:51 am
Well, you need $$$ to look that cheap!
Lord Jim
Posts: 29716 Joined: Thu Jun 10, 2010 12:44 pmLocation: TCTUTKHBDTMDITSAF
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by Lord Jim Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:30 am
I believe it was Dolly Parton who said that...
