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Kinda one

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Hopefully his head isn't too thor from sinking about it.
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Of course, MAGAs are taking horse meds.
Their messiah is a stable genius.

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Being dyslexic and hungry I got the sudden urge to eat a melon.
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Other than that, I don't get it . . . (age, no doubt)
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MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:18 am
Other than that, I don't get it . . . (age, no doubt)
KissAbba/Casaba

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It's not your age. It's my mind.
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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:49 pm
MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 03, 2021 10:18 am
Other than that, I don't get it . . . (age, no doubt)
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It's not your age. It's my mind.
Uh..    Reverse that.   ABBA + KISS = abacus.
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Bicycle Bill wrote: ↑
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 Uh..    Reverse that.   ABBA + KISS = abacus.
I think you missed my earlier "dyslexic" comment in my attempt at humor.
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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Fri Sep 03, 2021 8:49 pm
 It's not your age. It's my mind.
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That one took me a full three minutes to get, Scooter. Worth it in the end. I must be a little slow tonight. (In my defense I am watching the US Open semifinals and doing the NYT crossword at the same time so it's multitasking, I guess.)
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There was a young fellow named Fisk
whose comings and goings were brisk,
He hid things that were stolen
inside of his colon,
and said, “Hey! It's my own *.”


Credit: David Gerrold (on Facebook)
(He's been posting a lot of limericks lately. I couldn't resist posting this one: not only is it a pun, it's a punctuation pun.)




* Made you look!
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:lol: :lol:
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:lol: :ok
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MajGenl.Meade wrote: ↑
Mon Aug 30, 2021 1:31 pm
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Back in the 1960s, when I was in grade school, we had a sign over one of the blackboards that read "THINK", courtesy of IBM — apparently they would send schools any number of these signs if you asked.
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And of course, one day after classes some weisenheimer drew a big 'X' over the word 'THINK' and scribbled "SCHEME" underneath it....
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