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Has any teacher ever had more than two pupils?
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I don't like eye jokes; they make me irisable.
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"I see said the blind man as he picked up a hammer and saw."
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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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Why...er... that pun is revolting.
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I can't tell watt the point was supposed to be...
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Ohm my too that was bad
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It's about two parents blowing a fuse due to a generation gap.
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I dunno - what was Sparky up to? Was it a bit of AC/DC? Never mind, he's young, he has potential. Parents shouldn't try to insulate their charges from everything. Not everything is black and white: but you have to keep them grounded.
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ex-khobar Andy wrote:I dunno - what was Sparky up to? Was it a bit of AC/DC? Never mind, he's young, he has potential. Parents shouldn't try to insulate their charges from everything. Not everything is black and white: but you have to keep them grounded.
OK, OK... I think this topic has been amply covered. It's turning into a real circuit.
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How the fuck did “god” autocorrect to “too”?)
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Crackpot wrote:How the fuck did “god” autocorrect to “too”?)
I think you have the Unitarian version of auto-correct installed. I suggest you switch to the KJV of auto-correct for the desired results.
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Autocorrect works in mysterious ways.
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Too works in mysterious ways...
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Good suggestion, Ray. But I believe the Unitarian auto-correct changes 'God' to 'whoever'.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Why did the rabbi have to quit carrying around scripture with him wherever he went?

Because it Torah hole in his pocket.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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