We all love puns
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BB/Meade--good ones, they both took a second to get.
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Kinda weird, but just In case anyone is interested, I just heard on the news that Nordstrom is having a spring sale.....


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Well, today was Opening Day of the MLB season, which means spring training is over.
I assume these are the ones that didn't make the cut.

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Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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You can tell an ant's gender by putting it in water.
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant.

-"BB"-
If it sinks, girl ant.
If it floats, buoyant.

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I'll do algebra.
I'll do trigonometry.

But graphing is where I'll draw the line.

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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
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Are you sure it's not . . .


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So I asked the boss, "What do you want me to do with this 6 meter roll of bubble-wrap"
"Just pop it in the corner," he replied
That took me six frigging hours.
"Just pop it in the corner," he replied
That took me six frigging hours.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Don’t complain we all know you found the work oddly satisfying
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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There was no raisin for you to inflict this bad a pun upon us, Scooter.

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Quite so, BB. We all need to prune our worst efforts.
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts