Name That Movie!

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One Gob might get:
(a): (b), let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
(b): [furious]Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
(a): I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
(b): Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
(a): I retracted it, didn't I?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Great movie!!

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Crackpot wrote:One Gob might get:
(a): (b), let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
(b): [furious]Leave my kids fucking out of it! What have they done? You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!
(a): I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
(b): Insult my fucking kids? That's going overboard, mate!
(a): I retracted it, didn't I?
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I would have gone for The Michele Bachmann Story.
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Oh spiffy...

Strop got it?

Now here comes a quote from an 80s Welsh art house movie seen by 500 people...

That tells the touching story of two people living in an abandoned chemical fertilizer plant, shooting smack and engaging in long incoherent soliloquies about the bleakness and meaninglessness of life...

Until they simultaneously shoot each other in the head...

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Bugger, Jim got it before I posted the quote even!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


In Bruges is a terrific film, I can't recall who introduced me to it but I have since introduced at least a dozen friends and nobody has ever but loved it. It's brilliant! Plus the setting is really, really lovely. :ok
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Yep Gob got it.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Easy one for you.
"What the hell do you think spies are? Moral philosophers measuring everything they do against the word of God or Karl Marx? They're not! They're just a bunch of seedy, squalid bastards like me: little men, drunkards, queers, hen-pecked husbands, civil servants playing cowboys and Indians to brighten their rotten little lives. Do you think they sit like monks in a cell, balancing right against wrong?"
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The Spy Who Came in From the Cold.
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Guinevere nails it!!!

I should have gone with this one for Jim!!
G: Dylan Thomas called Swansea "an ugly, lovely town".
T: I'd call it... a Pretty Shitty City.
G: Dylan Thomas didn't do as much fucking cocaine as you, did he?
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Now here comes a quote from an 80s Welsh art house movie seen by 500 people...
and 500 sheep.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Next up:
"All I'm trying to say is that there's lots of things that a man can do and in society's eye it's all hunky dory. A woman does the same thing--the same thing, mind you--and she's an outcast."
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Finally, I recognize one - the reward for being a Spencer Tracy AND Katharine Hepburn fan - Adam's Rib
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"Pat and Mike"
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Scooter wrote:Finally, I recognize one - the reward for being a Spencer Tracy AND Katharine Hepburn fan - Adam's Rib

Must be a record - only five minutes to identify, but then hopefully everyone recognizes the goddess when they hear her! Yes, Kate in Adam's Rib. Truer words were never spoken then and now (sadly).

You're up Scooter!
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 6:15 pm
One Gob might get:
by Scooter » Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:23 pm
Finally, I recognize one - the reward for being a Spencer Tracy AND Katharine Hepburn fan - Adam's Rib
That's definitely a record...

Three quotes given and correctly answered in a little over two hours...
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That's what happens when you quote movies real people have heard of :nana :nana
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Guinevere wrote:That's what happens when you quote movies real people have heard of :nana :nana

My experience with The Devil's Advocate would suggest otherwise... 8-)

Besides, I consider my role at this bbs to be largely that of an educator... :P
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Another one people should have heard of:
This is my story. This is the sacrifice my father made. This was his gift to me.
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