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Big RR wrote:When I worked in NYC, we changed our policy and let messengers (usually bicycle messengers) use the restrooms after a couple who were refused access shit in the elevator. In NYC, there are few public restrooms, and most stores and fast food restaurants will refuse access to their restrooms to anyone but patrons.
In San Francisco, the so-called homeless use the sidewalks.

(When they aren't otherwise occupied shooting drugs).

Brave eeew world.

Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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liberty wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:You must be missing Scooter.
Are you talking about greasy ass? He is out shitting in someone's front yard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You’re a real scumbag, aren’t you? :roll:

I was referring to you trashing Canada and Canadians, which I expected would bring Scooter to the thread to show you up for the ignoramus that you are.
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BoSoxGal wrote:
liberty wrote:
BoSoxGal wrote:You must be missing Scooter.
Are you talking about greasy ass? He is out shitting in someone's front yard. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You’re a real scumbag, aren’t you? :roll:

That s rich, coming from a communist.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I was referring to you trashing Canada and Canadians, which I expected would bring Scooter to the thread to show you up for the ignoramus that you are.
You can’t tell the truth about Canada because it is sacred.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I expected to be placed in an air force combat position such as security police, forward air control, pararescue or E.O.D. I would have liked dog handler. I had heard about the dog Nemo and was highly impressed. “SFB” is sad I didn’t end up in E.O.D.

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liberty wrote:
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Extremely unpleasant and unfunny, lib.
I think it is a funny example of the Canadian return policy.

You talk about how barbaric and privative we are, but at least we don’t shit on the floor of public places.
The post I refer to did not say anything about a "Canadian return policy". [I ignored your unfunny and stupid remarks about pig farmers etc. for the trash they were]

You posted vile and disgusting insults about Scooter. Neither he nor your disgusting post have anything to do with the subject at all.

It is barbaric and...I suppose you were trying to spell..."primitive" to come into this forum and figuratively shit in it, as you have just done.
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I'm a democratic socialist, 'liberty', not a communist.

Not that you deserve any response from me. I think you've earned foe status since lately you seem to be all about homophobia and race-baiting and there is already too much of both of those in this world.
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MajGenl.Meade wrote:
liberty wrote:
MajGenl.Meade wrote:Extremely unpleasant and unfunny, lib.
I think it is a funny example of the Canadian return policy.

You talk about how barbaric and privative we are, but at least we don’t shit on the floor of public places.
The post I refer to did not say anything about a "Canadian return policy". [I ignored your unfunny and stupid remarks about pig farmers etc. for the trash they were]

You posted vile and disgusting insults about Scooter. Neither he nor your disgusting post have anything to do with the subject at all.

It is barbaric and...I suppose you were trying to spell..."primitive" to come into this forum and figuratively shit in it, as you have just done.
You will have to wait you old fart and I say that in a brotherly way. I have lost interest but I will be back, I have made a note.

However, everything I said is true; look it up. The women that were fed to the pigs were prostitutes. They may have been fallen women but they still are the children of god. Or maybe it is different in Canada.
I expected to be placed in an air force combat position such as security police, forward air control, pararescue or E.O.D. I would have liked dog handler. I had heard about the dog Nemo and was highly impressed. “SFB” is sad I didn’t end up in E.O.D.

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BoSoxGal wrote:I'm a democratic socialist, 'liberty', not a communist.

That is what all the pinkos say.

Not that you deserve any response from me. I think you've earned foe status since lately you seem to be all about homophobia and race-baiting and there is already too much of both of those in this world.
I have known homosexuals all my life and have never had a problem with them. I had neighbor, a teacher ( at least that was the talk ) and a brother n law that were homosexuals. I treated them no different than I would treat anyone else. It is none of my business if greasy wants to suck dicks and take it up the ass that is between him and God. But he is still a greasy ass, unless… of course he could be connoisseur of pain.

Now that was work and I already have enough work so I am gone.
I expected to be placed in an air force combat position such as security police, forward air control, pararescue or E.O.D. I would have liked dog handler. I had heard about the dog Nemo and was highly impressed. “SFB” is sad I didn’t end up in E.O.D.

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everything I said is true; look it up.
You're completely missing the point lib...

The issue isn't whether those factoids were true; it's whether they were appropriate or relevant to what was supposed to be light-hearted thread about an admittedly kind of gross but humorous story...(Answer: no, they were not appropriate...)

Just because something is true doesn't make it appropriate for posting in a particular thread; I could find a picture of somebody blowing their head off with a shot gun that was 100% true, but posting it in a humor thread would also be 100% inappropriate...

As for your gratuitous vulgarities regarding Scooter, I "get" that you and he have a running feud, and that he hasn't handled you with the utmost politeness, but he hadn't even posted in this thread....

Well, at least I expect this will mark the end of your hollow assertions that the nastiness between you is all "one-sided"...

To be honest, when I read that series of posts from you, (especially with all the completely inappropriate LOL emojis that followed unfunny, just plain gross stories/remarks...) my first thought was, "I think ol' lib may be hittin' the Moonshine..."

They seemed really off-the-rails, even by your fairly eccentric standards...
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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Lord Jim wrote:
everything I said is true; look it up.
You're completely missing the point lib...

The issue isn't whether those factoids were true; it's whether they were appropriate or relevant to what was supposed to be light-hearted thread about an admittedly kind of gross but humorous story...(Answer: no, they were not appropriate...)

Just because something is true doesn't make it appropriate for posting in a particular thread; I could find a picture of somebody blowing their head off with a shot gun that was 100% true, but posting it in a humor thread would also be 100% inappropriate...

If I was the one to eat the shotgun the laughing wouldn’t stop for weeks.

As for your gratuitous vulgarities regarding Scooter, I "get" that you and he have a running feud, and that he hasn't handled you with the utmost politeness, but he hadn't even posted in this thread...

It will be here. :lol: .

Well, at least I expect this will mark the end of your hollow assertions that the nastiness between you is all "one-sided"...

To be honest, when I read that series of posts from you, (especially with all the completely inappropriate LOL emojis that followed unfunny, just plain gross stories/remarks...) my first thought was, "I think ol' lib may be hittin' the Moonshine..."

I don't need Moonshine.

They seemed really off-the-rails, even by your fairly eccentric standards...
Jim, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Just because I choose not to do something doesn’t mean I don’t have the capability. In the past I was restricted by my mother; She wanted me to be a Christian gentleman and I loved her so I tried. But she died last year.

So now I am on my one own and I will decide what is proper conduct. I probably won’t do much more unless the mood strikes me, greasy little insults bore me so there is no motivation there. My words can hurt him but his insults have no effect on me. See Jim I was born the bastard of a Mexican short order cook at a time when that was a big deal; I am used to insults and abuse from an early age.
I expected to be placed in an air force combat position such as security police, forward air control, pararescue or E.O.D. I would have liked dog handler. I had heard about the dog Nemo and was highly impressed. “SFB” is sad I didn’t end up in E.O.D.

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liberty wrote:And then there was the case of the Canadian pig farmer who kidnaped and fed woman to his pigs.
Robert Pickton may have killed upwards of 60 women; remains of over 30 women were found on his farm, but severe decomposition of most of the remains made it difficult to know much for sure. That Pickton fed the women to his pigs was never a claim made through forensics or by any law enforcement agency, but since Pickton disposed of the bodies on his farm on which he kept pigs, it is possible that pigs got to them, or wild animals, or insects, or a combination of the three.

There was speculation that some bodies were eaten by the pigs, just as there was speculation that they were mixed with scrap pig parts that went to a rendering plant. Health Canada did a risk assessment based on the possibility that human flesh was ground and mixed with pork sold for human consumption, but found no evidence that it ever happened.

Some bodies were found stuffed in a freezer. If the plan was to feed them to the pigs, what was Pickton going to do, leave a corpse out in the open for three days or so to thaw it out for them?

So no, the claim that Pickton "fed woman [sic] to his pigs" can not be called "true" because there is absolutely nothing that even points in that direction.
And then how about the Canadian woman, who turned her husband over to another man to be held captive in a closet and starve, raped and tortured.
She didn't "turn him over"; the three of them lived together after the husband met the guy at an AA meeting and invited him to their home. He and the wife began a relationship and she became pregnant with his child. The three of them moved together twice. The man instigated abusive behaviour towards the husband that escalated into torture; there was never any claim that it was the wife's idea to torture him. She had an IQ of 59, enough to know right from wrong, but it's preposterous to attempt to paint her as the mastermind behind it all. She allowed herself to acquiesce to her husband's torture, which is bad enough, but she was incapable of seeing beyond her preoccupation with preventing Children's Aid from taking her soon to be born child that drove her complicity in prolonging her husband's suffering by keeping him a prisoner and telling the neighbours cover stories to explain his injuries.

But "turned her husband over"? A claim at complete variance to the facts. Nor do I remember reading any news account saying that the husband was :"raped". There were sexual assault charges, which in Canada cover anything from inappropriate sexual touching to violent penetrations. I doubt the husband's genitalia were spared the mutilation inflicted on the rest of his body, that would be sexual assault without being "rape".

So this second claim is also not true.

The third one is my favourite
liberty wrote:You talk about how barbaric and privative [sic] we are, but at least we don’t shit on the floor of public places.
because it is precisely the sort of off-the-scale preposterous claim that makes you such an easy mark. Because anyone with more functioning neurons than a blueberry cheesecake would have immediately asked themselves, "Is my blind faith in all-encompassing American superiority so strong and unwavering, that I am confident in claiming that not a single person in the U.S. has ever taken a dump in public? Do I really want to choose to defend my country's honour on the battlefield of whose inhabitants are the most prolific public poopers?"

But that isn't you. So here's just a few to get you started:

Is Public Pooping A New Trend?

Mapping San Francisco’s Sidewalk Pooping Problem

The Straight Poop About Florida's Public Defecators

Jogger known as 'The Mad Pooper' keeps pooping on sidewalk in Colorado Springs

School chief charged over defecating on rival's sports field

State Police Solve Mystery Of Who Defecated In East Granby Cul-De-Sac

For my part, I would have chosen a metric other than the incidence of public defecation to represent the pinnacle of civilization, but it takes all kinds to make a world, and some people relate better to manure than others.
liberty wrote:everything I said is true; look it up.
Oh look, yet one more false statement.
liberty wrote:Jim, you haven’t seen nothing yet. Just because I choose not to do something doesn’t mean I don’t have the capability...My words can hurt him
So you've said many, many times, and yet it hasn't happened. It's looking like you thought that if I believed you were holding who-knows-what over my head, that I would feel threatened enough to back off on calling you on your bullshit.

Here's a clue that being a parent should have taught you, but it seems to have passed you by - threats can only work for as long as the one being threatened believes you will make good on the threat.

Nothing you have managed to come up with so far carries even the smallest hint that back behind the lines you've been holding the big gun that will inflict enough damage to destroy the will to fight.

This latest attempt is your weakest yet. Seriously, trying to cut a gay man to the quick by drawing attention to the fact that we get fucked in the ass with dicks, and that gasp it requires lubricant? Do you imagine that gay men harbour some secret shame about getting fucked in the ass, or about residual lube in our freshly fucked asses?

I mean, Jesus H. Christ, we even gave it a name.

So I am calling your bluff. And please, don't hide behind being a Christian and a gentleman, when it has never stopped you before. Do what you imagine to be your worst. If a backlash from other posters concerns you, forget it. I am the one inviting you to do it, in spite of your own "reservations"; no one else should attack you for doing expressly as I asked.

For my part, I promise whatever it says will not be the cause of any retaliation in kind by me. There will be many future occasions when you will deserve it.

And based on what looks to have been a trial balloon of sorts, I will give you a giant hint by advising you that anything based on what gay men do with/to their body parts, or who, where, when, how, or why it is done, is not going to be a successful strategy. You thought that drawing notice to the fact that gay men lube their ass to get fucked would somehow shame or embarrass me. If you continue on that track I will be happy to share why I enjoy getting fucked in the ass and what makes me good at it. I'm sure I can include a few stories about some of my more memorable ass fucks, perhaps you might get curious enough to try it out yourself.

So unless you really want to learn what was the biggest dick I ever had in my ass, how many dicks I have had in my ass at the same time, how many dicks have been in my ass over the course of a day, how many people were participating and how many were watching, how often it was recorded to video or broadcast online, who ejaculated where, how much was there, how far did it travel, and what was done with it afterwards, how often I've done it professionally, etc., then you need to develop an entirely new plan of attack that will nevertheless end up making you far more uncomfortable than it can ever do to me.
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Greasy spot is boring and the smell of shit is too much. boring boring boriing :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Is that the best that greasy can do. it should try insulting my dead mother.

I knew it would show up because it has no self control.
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it has no self control.
Lib, I have to say after reading Scooter's post, and your posts in this thread, it doesn't look to me like you're exactly kicking butt in the Self Control Contest ...
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I find Mr. Liberty to be boringly offensive. That's just fine with me. I believe the values of Superman, 'truth , justice, and the American Way' to be a good starting place for niceness. As Mammy Yokum declared: Good is better than evil, because it is nicer. To be offensive requires one who is offended. I find no requirement that I must refrain from any word, or deed that might offend another. I also will defend to my death any other humans being's right to jam their own head into their own anal orifice.

Personally, I am proudly a communitarian. We were around long before Mr. Marx spent his time in the London library or met Mr. Engels.

Mr. Liberty's posts display amazing ignorance and consistent stupidity. Ignorance is curable, but his stupidity is limiting the cure. As he said:

"I treated them no different than I would treat anyone else." Consistency, the hob-goblin of little minds.

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It can at least string three coherent sentences together.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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And that Buffalo Bill "it" does this, and "it" does that thing is kind of creepy... :?
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Lib: this section is called 'Laffs.' There's a clue in the name. You know - jokes, puns, cartoons and so on.

I can't speak for anyone else but I would be genuinely saddened if you ate a shotgun. I don't expect general rejoicing here.

I'm sorry to hear about your mother. I lost mine almost eight years ago and I think of her daily. I note that, because of circumstances outside your control, you were used to 'insults and abuse from an early age.' Again, sorry to hear that you were bullied. But I don't understand why you seem to have decided that proper conduct is issuing gratuitous insults to others who really had no part in that miserable upbringing you had. Sounds as if your mother had the right idea - why not give it another go? You can forget the Christian bit if you like.

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Scooter - I find your insult to blueberry cheesecake *VERY* offensive, and I demand you apologize at once!

Lib - just putting "LOL" (or " :lol: " or " :P ") after a sentence doesn't make it a joke. Or even slightly funny.

Just sayin'...
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liberty wrote:Greasy spot is boring and the smell of shit is too much.
Actually I am pretty meticulous about giving a thorough clean out to my lower intestinal tract when I am planning to insert anything into my ass. As are most of the gay men I have had occasion to know. My ass doesn't receive any guests unless I am satisfied that it is clean enough to eat out of it. Many have, in fact.

If the asses you are playing with are leaving shit all over you, then their owner needs to learn something about anal hygiene. I recommend this:

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which should teach them everything they need to know.
it should try insulting my dead mother.
You crossed that line years ago when you accused my then dead father and still living mother of being traitors. I know of nothing about your mother that would be reason to insult her. She can hardly be blamed for abortion still being illegal when you were born.
I knew it would show up because it has no self control.
You have this fantasy in what passes for your brain where threatening to call me some nasty names (and once again proving yourself unable/unwilling to follow through) was supposed to ward me off of calling out your bullshit and providing the facts that demolish the delusional claims you make.

Not going to happen. If you find posts heavy on facts that dispute your delusional ravings to be "boring", no one is putting a gun to your head forcing you to read them, much less take additional time to compose your own posts announcing that they bored you.
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