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[Guinevere]

Joe, you have conveniently omitted the fact that you’ve previously played the sock puppet game (OBserver) and we all know wesw is vague, untruthful, and often internally inconsistent (as most liars are). We also know that your FB profile is entirely fictional.

So, if you’re not wesw, prove it.

[ex-khobar Andy]

They don't look a bit alike.

[Crackpot]

Does this mean he’s Really Jane Girl?

[Joe Guy]

I’m as much Joe Guy as you are TPFKA@W.

I think you could be Joe Camel.

Of course I am actually

I've kinda known that from the beginning. You've always been a "cold, heartless, and passive-aggressive tyrant" (quote from Wikipedia)...

[Joe Guy]

Joe, you have conveniently omitted the fact that you’ve previously played the sock puppet game (OBserver) and we all know wesw is vague, untruthful, and often internally inconsistent (as most liars are). We also know that your FB profile is entirely fictional.

So, if you’re not wesw, prove it.

Prove that you're not wesw. Earlier in this thread I gave the only evidence I'm going to give. Take it or leave it. (and of course Andy gave the most obvious proof. wesw and I look nothing alike)

The only time I did "Sock Puppets" was at Cafe Dartre and I haven't omitted that fact. Writing about it here is what started your accusations a couple years back. Anyway, the fact that you don't like wesw and believe he is me says enough.

Also, I've never hidden the fact that my Facebook profile is completely false. I don't like Facebook. I don't know if it's still the same but I had to create an account in order to have the ability to read anything over there, so I used 'Joe Guy' for my name. I don't have a "real" account there.

[TPFKA@W]

I am sort of bored and might hire a private detective to find out who Joe Guys are.

[Joe Guy]

Should I be worried about a knock on my front door?

[Scooter]

You once had Steve threaten to show up to re-enact that scene from Deliverance, I'd be more worried about @w because as a nurse she'd probably be better at it.

[Joe Guy]

You're right, but @w would probably use a colonoscope, take pictures and save me a trip to the proctologist.

[TPFKA@W]

Should I be worried about a knock on my front door?

Apparently you should worry more about your back door.

[Joe Guy]

Now you're being cheeky.

[RayThom]

The probe...

[TPFKA@W]

Now you're being cheeky.

I am trying to contact a pet detective to find your cat. Thought I'd save a few bucks. This mystery shall soon be solved.

[Joe Guy]

Well..... here's a clue. My cat's name is Jojo. That's his real name. That probably narrows it down quite a bit for the detective but Jojo is now wearing a disguise and it will be extremely difficult for him to be found by a detective...

[TPFKA@W]

The detective I just spoke with on the phone wants to know if wesw also has a cat named JoJo. This may take less time than I expected.

[Joe Guy]

I wouldn’t know but I think wesw’s cat is named Weswes.

[TPFKA@W]

I wouldn’t know but I think wesw’s cat is named Weswes.

So you're admitting that you are WES, by naming his cat. You messed up Jowes.

[BoSoxGal]

J0e y0u’ve f0rg0tten t0 l0gin and p0st as wesw in the past 3 days - get with the pr0gram!

Oops forgot you’re using Oos again.

[Joe Guy]

So you're admitting that you are WES, by naming his cat. You messed up Jowes.

I think you should leave the detective work to the private pet investigator you've hired. Btw - is he Mexican? There's a suspicious looking guy across the street wearing headphones and carrying a leaf blower that I suspect might actually be some type of listening device.

[RayThom]

Hmm... OK, 'Joe.' If you had a fix-'em-up pickup truck sitting in your back yard, what make and model would it be, and how old?