Bring on your Dad jokes

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I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
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Ouch!!
“If you trust in yourself, and believe in your dreams, and follow your star. . . you'll still get beaten by people who spent their time working hard and learning things and weren't so lazy.”
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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What's yellow and lives in a cage?
A canary.

What's yellow, lives in a cage, and is very dangerous?
A canary with a machine gun.

What's yellow, lives in a cage, is very dangerous, and is full of cement?
Another canary with a machine gun.

Wait a minute!!!!   What about the cement???
I added the cement to make it harder.
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I always bring a spare sock with me when I go golfing in case I get a hole in one.

The farmer got an award because he was outstanding in his field.
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I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
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What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
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My father often spoke about a car that was a cross between a Volkswagen and a Comet. It was called a Vomet. It had a throw up top and bucket seats.
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If you begin to feel like you should run around naked, spray yourself with Windex.

It prevents streaking.
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Why did the elephant paint the soles of its feet yellow?

So it could lay upside down undetected in a bowl of custard
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If you haven't shot a bow and arrow with eyes closed... You don't know what you're missing.
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People say 60 is the new 40. The cop who pulled me over disagrees.
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What do you call bears with no ears?


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Econoline wrote: ↑
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 What do you call bears with no ears?


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It doesn't matter what you call them.  They can't hear you anyway.
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Then you should call them deaf.
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it!
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