Name That Movie!

[Econoline]

No.

[Big RR]

Well it's been a while for me, and it's a movie I like a lot:

Repo Man.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I knew this one. BigRR beat me to it.

[Big RR]

Das Repo man?

[Long Run]

Repo Man's always intense!

[Econoline]

Sorry for the delay.

Yes, it's Repo Man. Take it away, Big RR.

[Big RR]

OK, a timely quote with the upcoming holidays (hint, hint):

The feeling begins. Very tender, very loving. Then the pain starts. Claws slip underneath the skin and tear their way up. Just before they reach my eyes, they dig in. And I remember. First I fasted for three months. I even whipped myself before I went to sleep. At first it worked. Then the pain came back. And the voices.

[Lord Jim]

(I know that's not right, but I wanted to beat Ray at being the first one to give a wrong answer... )

[Joe Guy]

Das Wolfman...

[RayThom]

... The feeling begins. Very tender, very loving. Then the pain starts. Claws slip underneath the skin and tear their way up. Just before they reach my eyes, they dig in...

(Grizzly Adams)

[oldr_n_wsr]

I googled the clue (because I am sure I never saw whatever movie it is) and one of the results was "10 Signs of Lupus".

[Big RR]

none of the above

[Lord Jim]

I know the answer to this one; if nobody else gets it today I'll take it...

(You've now been warned... )

[oldr_n_wsr]

I know the answer to this one; if nobody else gets it today I'll take it...

I've heard this before.

[Lord Jim]

And you'll probably hear it again...

[datsunaholic]

The Last Temptation of Christ.

The movie was banned by the church I belonged to at the time.

[RayThom]

Name That Pilate:

[oldr_n_wsr]

The Last Temptation of Christ.

The movie was banned by the church I belonged to at the time.

Best advertisement for anything = banning it.

[Bicycle Bill]

PONTIUS PILOT

Pontius Pilot is the one of the most popular in the Judea line of Roman PDAs.  Released in AD 26, it had the most governing functionality of any handheld Roman device of its time.

Features

Synchronization

Pontius Pilots can synchronize with all compatible Jewish HighPriest programs, including the popular application Caiaphas, ensuring up-to-date and accurate blasphemy and seduction data can be shared with the user's contacts as well as be on the user's PC and "hand-held" device. This also ensures that data can be instantly recovered, meaning any trial of someone proclaiming to be the Son of God can go on as scheduled even despite crashes or data erasure.

Pontius Pilots are compatible with both HolySync and CaesarSync programs.
(N.B. The Pontius Pilot also has a hidden feature which can get you out of prison.)

Software

Compatible with the Pontius Pilot is the popular Passover program, allowing the user to participate in usual traditions of previous models.  This backwards compatibility led to a popular program which lets one virus within the operating system free and out of quarantine, although this feature is only specified in the first four volumes of the New Manual.

Also available for the Pontius Pilot is the KingChecker, which reviews each file in the system and determines if any are King of the Jews.  Although some users tend to get annoyed at the incredible amount of “are you sure?” questions the system asks (it even finally “washes its hands” of any decisions you may have made which could corrupt or destroy data), in the end it gives the user a good amount of control.  This is especially useful in tandem with the MobMentality freeware.

A now outdated and sparsely used program on the Pontius Pilot is Microsoft Crucifixion.  This program searched out viruses and other despised files and deleted them in the most grisly way possible, with the file slowly losing bytes until it became no longer accessible.  Although once quite handy, especially on Roman hardware, it has since been replaced by Microsoft Hanging, Microsoft Seppuku, Microsoft Guillotine, Microsoft Electric Chair, and Microsoft Lethal Injection.

Problems and complaints

The Pontius Pilot is infamous for some functionality issues.  One typical complaint is that the Microsoft Crucifixion program often crucified incorrect and important data, such as Messiah¹.  In recent years, however, blame for this problem has shifted to the application Jew.exe (also known as Microsoft Money), which is considered by some to be a spyware program.
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¹ — Thankfully for its users, after having descending to the Recycle Bin this particular file would miraculously restore itself three days later.

-"BB"-

[Big RR]

And Datsun has it; sorry it took me so long to respond.