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Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Sun Jan 05, 2020 8:18 pm
RayThom wrote: Hmm... OK, 'Joe.' If you had a fix-'em-up pickup truck sitting in your back yard, what make and model would it be, and how old?
It would probably be the same model and year that wesw has been working on.
Damn! I think I've been outwitted.
Shit!
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Mon Jan 06, 2020 5:00 am
The detective has some interesting stuff. I can't believe you buy such cheap kitty litter.
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Mon Jan 06, 2020 8:26 pm
Oil absorbent ain't cheap!
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:06 pm
Your kitty leaks oil? You need to feed him seal meat.
Joe Guy
Posts: 14952 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:33 pm
Jojo blows an ass gasket about once a day and leaks regularly but I still love him.
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Mon Jan 06, 2020 9:46 pm
Get one of these for JoJo You could grow your pot in it too.
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Mon Jan 06, 2020 10:12 pm
It would probably be better to grow catnip. If I smoked pot, I might start writing silly things.
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Tue Jan 07, 2020 12:40 am
Is this your way of saying that you are already one toke over the line?
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:15 am
I think I'm naturally one toke over the line. If I smoke pot, I get paranoid and start looking for communists under my bed and spyware in my refrigerator.
Scooter
Posts: 17060 Joined: Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:04 pmLocation: Toronto, ON
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by Scooter Tue Jan 07, 2020 1:24 am
OMG, you are wes!!!!!!!
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
Joe Guy
Posts: 14952 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:02 am
Oh no! Another BSG conspiracy theory convert. Can I sue somebody?
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:09 am
Thanks to my detective there is now spyware in your refrigerator. This will soon be an open and closed cold case.
Joe Guy
Posts: 14952 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 2:31 am
Darn!! I should never have let that guy in that knocked on my front door and asked me if he could look at my refrigerator. I thought that was kinda odd.
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:09 am
So was your refrigerator running?
Bicycle Bill
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by Bicycle Bill Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:16 am
Joe Guy wrote: Darn!! I should never have let that guy in that knocked on my front door and asked me if he could look at my refrigerator. I thought that was kinda odd.
The spy is a 'sleeper' who was always in your refrigerator. He's the little guy who lives in there that turns the light off and on when you open the door.
-"BB"- Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:39 am
Bicycle Bill wrote: The spy is a 'sleeper' who was always in your refrigerator. He's the little guy who lives in there that turns the light off and on when you open the door.
I'm not sure I believe that. I'm gonna check though.
Joe Guy
Posts: 14952 Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 2:40 pmLocation: Redweird City, California
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 3:40 am
TPFKA@W wrote: So was your refrigerator running?
Yes, and it took me a while to catch it.... guffaw!
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:08 am
Oh you got the John Deere model? I am green with envy.
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy Tue Jan 07, 2020 4:22 am
Yes, and they fit in so nicely with any kitchen's color scheme...
TPFKA@W
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by TPFKA@W Tue Jan 07, 2020 6:39 am
Joe Guy wrote: Yes, and they fit in so nicely with any kitchen's color scheme...
My detective got shots of the inside, not even a bit of marmite. Or vegemite. or mites in general.
