A small flaw in his car theft plan

[loCAtek]

Those members can't use ignore, so they realize their lack or responsibility?

[Scooter]

So the fact that there is an ignore feature gives you the right to slander his professional reputation?

Hmmm, come to think of it, slanderous statements that could damage one's career that are posted here could leave the operators of the board open to claims for monetary damages. Sounds like an offense that warrants banning to me.

[loCAtek]

Woo, if I could prosecute those who slander me here...

[Scooter]

Truth is a complete defence.

[loCAtek]

Makes one wonder why the truth isn't used more often then?

....looking up board ops occupations....

[Scooter]

Because you're completely incapable of uttering it.

[loCAtek]

or there are those completely unwilling to accept it.

[Scooter]

Somehow I doubt that would stop you, if you were capable of speaking the truth.

[loCAtek]

...said from the unaccepted cookie-less.

[loCAtek]

Seems like there's much the atheists want to refuse to acknowledge.

[Scooter]

There may be some atheists unwilling to acknowledge that your are incapable of telling the truth, but I suspect they are few.

[loCAtek]

Thx [in spite of you're not representing most atheists ]

[Sean]

Okay Lo, I've taken you off ignore for the time being because of this post of yours regarding Gob:

I'm not, they only want him 'round less than part time; maybe for wanting instant gratification/simplistic/sexual answers?

I'm calling on you now to either back up your remarks or apologise unreservedly for them. What you wrote was libellous both personally and professionally to Gob and could have an adverse effect on his career.

Of course I expect nothing but whining from you about how everybody here slanders you but I fucking DARE you to show anything libellous that anyone has posted which a.)was an outright and outrageous lie as yours was and b.)could potentially damage you professionally.

Anything else but evidence or an apology and I will be strongly advising Gob to put his own interests ahead of the wishes of the majority for once, get rid of you and get rid of the shit you posted.

I suspect I won't be the only one...

[Sean]

Alternatively of course you could just ignore this thread you fucking coward!

[Gob]

Two bungling burglars were caught by police after they booked a taxi as their getaway car using their real names.

Police said they 'couldn’t fail' to catch dozy crooks Kevin Forrester, 33 and Robert Scullion, 28, after they used a cab to help deliver their stolen goods back home - just one mile away.

To add to the bizarre episode, a court heard last week that Forrester had asked his friend Scullion assist with the burglary as he ‘did not want to be late for a dentist’s appointment’.

Magistrates were told that on January 11, Forrester broke into a log cabin by a home in Haverhill, Suffolk, snatching £7,465 of audio and recording equipment at around 10am.

He was then joined by Scullion, who ordered a large, people-carrier sized taxi to deliver the equipment back to his home.

Police were first alerted by the taxi-driver, who reported the suspicious nature of the transport.

The owner of the burgled property then reported that the cabin had been broken into and the equipment stolen.

Police were then alerted by neighbours at both the loading in Lordscroft Lane and the subsequent unloading in Montfort Court to the pair’s suspicious antics.

Police acted swiftly, and after assembling necessary warrants knocked on Scullion’s door at around 4pm.

Magistrates heard how he answered ‘Oh no!’ as officers entered and found all of the recording equipment in a bedroom upstairs.

Both men, from Haverhill, pleaded guilty to burglary at Bury St Edmunds Magistrates’ Court last Thursday.

Haverhill Police Inspector Peter Ferrie. 'It was a perfect example of how you couldn’t make this up.

'They used their real names to pick it up in the taxi, have not got a getaway vehicle, and then had it all delivered to his home address, so we couldn’t really fail with this one.

'By the time we had finished with everyone’s phone calls - and there were about 15 - the whole thing was laid out in front of us.'

Scullion and Forrester are due to appear at Bury St Edmunds Magistrates’ Court this afternoon.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1lGEjJK3a

[Gob]

This is the moment a brazen window cleaner was caught red-handed stealing a credit card from one of his customers while on his round.

Thieving Leighton Cuthbert swung from his ladder and leaned into an open bedroom window at Adrian Neal's home in Telford to grab a credit card - which he used on a £150 spending spree.

But the whole episode was caught on camera by a vigilant neighbour, who grew suspicious of the 30-year-old and the time it was taking him to clean three panes of glass.

Unbeknown to the thief, Andrew Mitchell, who lives opposite, was watching while he worked from home.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1lYF2j59X

[Gob]

A hapless burglar was tracked down and jailed after he left his Jobseeker's Allowance paperwork at the garage he had repeatedly targetted.




Mark Cooper, 23, broke into West Exe Motors, in Tiverton, Devon, five times in two months, causing thousands of pounds of damage.

Owner Alan Collins said Cooper's repeated break-ins had left him with a bill of more than £2,000 for repairs and insurance excesses and worry over when his business would next be struck.

Cooper, admitted five burglaries of Westexe Motors, two offences of taking cars without consent, driving without a licence and insurance, and asked for 12 other cases to be considered.

He was jailed for 15 months at Exeter Crown Court on Friday and Judge Graham Cottle told him: 'You committed a whole host of offences over a short period of time, many in relation to motor vehicles.

'You committed five burglaries, all at the same premises which you clearly targeted. The same premises were burgled time after time.

'The misery and anxiety you caused to the owner of that garage is readily apparent from his victim impact statement. He must be beside himself.

'You have a complete fascination with motor vehicles and also a problem with alcohol and you need to address these while in custody.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z1oMyEkG88

[Lord Jim]

You have a complete fascination with motor vehicles and also a problem with alcohol and you need to address

Not to mention a problem with congenital stupidity, which may not be addressable...

[Gob]

Would-be car thieves who broke into an auto repair garage didn't get far when they tried to hotwire a Range Rover.

The men, who didn't hide their faces during the daylight break-in and stared straight into a CCTV camera at Wilson's Auto Repairs in Lambton, got into the four-wheel-drive vehicle through the rear, snapped off a steering lock and tried to get the engine started.

But then they realised there was no battery and a large part of the engine was missing - it had been partially removed for repairs.

They also broke in to a Mitsubishi Triton that had the same problem as the Range Rover and a Ford Cruiser that was missing a gear box.

Business part-owner Ian Baines wondered whether the offenders were aware they were robbing a repair shop when they jumped a fence about 6pm on Sunday.

"They didn't think to check the car had an engine before they tried to steal it," he said.

Mr Baines said the intruders - described as in their 30s to 40s - caused thousands of dollars worth of damage to the cars before stealing some items. They then tried to break into neighbouring businesses.



Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/crooks-going- ... z1qHTmuDhV

[Joe Guy]

After just reading this thread for the first time I read where one of the idiots was arrested after admitting to 'possession of an imitation firearm'.

Is that illegal in Australia or UK - wherever the hell he was?