Name That Movie!

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All of my university roommates who were music students would murder me if I didn't get this one:

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I knew it would be you, Scooter! :mrgreen: :ok
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At a debutante ball:
-- I'm an escort.

-- An escort? Do you work for one of those services?

-- No, I'm escorting my sister.

-- Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
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ETA (Sorry. I knew the answer and posted this before I saw Scooter's post)

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Name That Movie!

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Scooter wrote:At a debutante ball:
-- No, I'm escorting my sister.
-- Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
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Midnight in the garden of good and evil?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Very good, CP!
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Took A while to place it
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Scooter wrote:At a debutante ball:
-- I'm an escort.

-- An escort? Do you work for one of those services?

-- No, I'm escorting my sister.

-- Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
Is this anything like "not playing to win"?
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.
Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal.
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Bicycle Bill wrote:
Scooter wrote:At a debutante ball:
-- I'm an escort.

-- An escort? Do you work for one of those services?

-- No, I'm escorting my sister.

-- Please don't tell me you're doing it with your sister?
Is this anything like "not playing to win"?
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister.
Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal.
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Probably the highest grossing movie I ever put out for consideration:
You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
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I think this should be a pretty easy one, (especially with so long a quote) but I've been proven wrong in thinking that before...
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I would agree, especially since that quote was used in the coming attractions or ads (I didn't see the movie but I still recall it), but we'll see.
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Crackpot wrote:Probably the highest grossing movie I ever put out for consideration:
You see, Doctor, God didn't kill that little girl. Fate didn't butcher her and destiny didn't feed her to those dogs. If God saw what any of us did that night he didn't seem to mind. From then on I knew... God doesn't make the world this way. We do.
Got it.
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No? Oh well....
Probably the highest grossesting movie I ever put out for consideration:
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.


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Nos all around another clue
I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.
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Neon
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