Ban the person above you.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban LJ because he eats ham and jam and spam alot.

[Guinevere]

I'm banning beer sponge (and I don't care if I'm out of order) for taunting aunties.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Guinevere for banning Beer Sponge who should be called Taunto from now on....

Kemosabe.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe for making racist references to indigenous peoples...

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim because this coming Monday it will be indigenous people's day.

[Lord Jim]

I give Joe Guy a Double-Secret Banning both for besmirching a great American holiday with political correctness and because that great American holiday also happens to be the great American holiday I was born on...(the real Columbus Day on Saturday, the 12th, not the ersatz Monday Holiday thingy on the 14th)

[Guinevere]

I ban LJ for being a Libra.

And also wish him a happy birthday!

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Guin for having too many vowels

[Guinevere]

I ban Meade for being a copycat!

[oldr_n_wsr]

I ban Guin for wishing LJ a happy birthday before the fact.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Oldr for beginning his name with a vowel and then misremembering to use anymore of them further into his name.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Joe Guy because.

[Crackpot]

I ban Meade for that picture

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Crackpot because cake.

[Joe Guy]

I ban Beer Sponge for making me wonder if there is such a thing as beer sponge cake.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe for thinking about beer at eight in the morning...

[Joe Guy]

I ban Jim because it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Joe because Jim is always thinking about Beer (and no pants)!

[oldr_n_wsr]

I ban Beer Sponge because I try not to think about beer.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban oldr for hairism (we all know Beer Sponge is actually a Ginger Beer Sponge)