Ban the person above you.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban MGM for bringing up Beer Sponge's personal issues.

[TPFKA@W]

I also invoke the rare off board banning and ban my husband because he purchased a cheap inferior brand of facial tissue.

[TPFKA@W]

I also pat myself on the back for being the page turner in this fine thread 3 pages in a row.

[Joe Guy]

I ban the rambling Plan B banning bubble head for bumbling a ban.

[Lord Jim]

I ban Joe for using too many Bs

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban LJ for not telling rubato that Joe has his Bs

[TPFKA@W]

I ban MGM for being.

[Joe Guy]

I ban @W so she won't know why she was banned.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I ban Joe Guy for not telling us why he banned @W
I also ban @W cause she should know better than to send a husband out to by facial tissue (or even bathrooms tissue).

[Lord Jim]

I ban oldr for not knowing that checking to make sure you're not buying the wrong thing is why God gave husbands cell phones...

[Long Run]

I ban Lord Jim for thinking that any man would buy the wrong thing without the aid of his spouse.

[TPFKA@W]

I ban Longrun for not further pointing out that a man's main purpose in life is to slay spiders and open stubborn jars both pursuits in which they have proven themselves reliable.

[oldr_n_wsr]

I ban @W for getting a mans main purpose totally wrong.

[Long Run]

I ban oldr for talking about a man's purpose, especially in mixed company. Did you never see The Jerk?

[Guinevere]

I ban Long Run for bringing up "the jerk" in mixed company.

[Econoline]

I ban Guin for mixing her company.

[Beer Sponge]

I ban Econoline for not mixing me a drink.

[Guinevere]

I ban Beer Sponge for not recognizing that beer doesn't require mixing -- and in fact is better un-mixed.

[Long Run]

I ban Guin for telling Beer Sponge how to drink his beer. Kind of like telling the Pope how to be a Catholic.

[MajGenl.Meade]

I ban Long Run for mixing 'Pope' and 'Catholic' which, these days, just isn't done