Describe your last crap
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Flushed Away.
Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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The Blob
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Giant
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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The Unsinkable Molly Brown
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Don't Look Back
People who are wrong are just as sure they're right as people who are right. The only difference is, they're wrong.
— God @The Tweet of God
— God @The Tweet of God
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Goodbye Mr Chips.
It might be more of a challenge to think of a movie title that can't be used to describe a crap...
It might be more of a challenge to think of a movie title that can't be used to describe a crap...

Why is it that when Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer it's 'art' and 'edgy' but when I do it I'm 'drunk' and 'banned from the hardware store'?
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The Crying Game
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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Mary Queen of Scots?Sean wrote:It might be more of a challenge to think of a movie title that can't be used to describe a crap...
No, that doesn't work, she sat on a throne.
Let me get back to you...
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
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This is, hands down, the most fun thread in a while! 

For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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The Fast and the Furious!
Personally, I don’t believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.
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Are you kidding me? This thread is carp...bigskygal wrote:This is, hands down, the most fun thread in a while!
Sometimes it seems as though one has to cross the line just to figger out where it is
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I really think me "on golden pond" was deserving of praise. it was sibtle disgusting and destroyd a much loved and cherished film
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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I'm not sure that I want to contemplate what that means about us.bigskygal wrote:This is, hands down, the most fun thread in a while!
But you're right.



"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
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It was indeed. Perhaps at some point we should nominate a list of favourites.Crackpot wrote:I really think me "on golden pond" was deserving of praise.
"The dildo of consequence rarely comes lubed." -- Eileen Rose
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
"Colonialism is not 'winning' - it's an unsustainable model. Like your hairline." -- Candace Linklater
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Swamp thing
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
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Something Wicked This Way Comes
For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring.
~ Carl Sagan
~ Carl Sagan
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did that on the first pags
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.