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Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:14 pm
Another quote:
You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of? Huh? Lips and assholes!
dales
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by dales » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:24 pm
"The Great Outdoors" I believe is the correct answer.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:44 pm
You're up Dale...
RayThom
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by RayThom » Sat Jul 28, 2018 7:49 pm
Lord Jim wrote: ... Another quote:
You know what the gourmet here wanted? Hotdogs! You know what they're made of? Huh? Lips and assholes!
My father was a butcher's apprentice in Sheffield in the mid '30s, and when asked about what was in hotdogs and bangers his reply would be "eye holes, ear holes, and assholes." I suspect nose holes were also included.
Yum.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
dales
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by dales » Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:17 pm
In keeping with our summer vacation theme:
Ellen: …. what are you doing?
C: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the ***** right? **** right he owes us!
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:11 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:09 am
Somebody should get this one pretty quickly...
Unless everybody insists on playing silly buggers...
Crackpot
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by Crackpot » Sun Jul 29, 2018 4:47 pm
Surprised it hadn’t been done before. But I don’t have an Idea fo a clue so the rest of y’all can do what you want with it.
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Sun Jul 29, 2018 5:38 pm
RayThom
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by RayThom » Sun Jul 29, 2018 7:51 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sun Jul 29, 2018 8:07 pm
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Jul 30, 2018 6:15 pm
I don't think I've seen more than a few minutes of this one, but I think they are on their way to Walley World in
dales
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by dales » Mon Jul 30, 2018 8:56 pm
YES, WE HAVE A WINNER!
take it away, LR
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:46 pm
Let's keep it rolling with another seasonal entry. For our Nor-Cal players, this was filmed on the Mendocino Coast.
Sometimes life is one big pain in the ass.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:50 pm
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Jul 30, 2018 9:55 pm
That's a no Ray, but there is kindness and sensitivity in this movie too. (Plus Harry was filmed in Washington state
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Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:14 am
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Jul 31, 2018 12:10 pm
Trump's America?
Long Run
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by Long Run » Tue Jul 31, 2018 1:32 pm
There is a war on between the silly suggestions and real efforts, so here is a quote that will help the latter more than the former:
Nothing from that first day I saw her and no one that has happened to me since, has ever been as frightening and as confusing. For no person I've ever known has ever done more to make me feel more sure, more insecure, more important and less significant.
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:46 pm
A couple of more:
A: But aren't your married?
B: No my husband was just killed, so technically I'm not cheating.
and
You want to go to bed now? But on Fridays I can stay up past 11
Or are they?