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They must have been hot dogs, Meade.
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FUN FACT: apparently, ravens have 17 pinion feathers while a crow only has 16, so really the difference between a crow and a raven is a matter of a pinion
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:lol:
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What is the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?
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People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Well obviously when he throws it, he disaspears.
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He Khan throw the spear but isn't good at controlling where it lance.
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The "Beer Barrel Polka," maybe?
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It looks like a reunion of chorus alumini.
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Ceci n'est pas un chien.
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Because they used the more formal William?
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