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Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Sun Dec 02, 2018 5:34 pm
You don't know me bitch. Get lost 'fore I kick your ass... Bitch?... I ain't make no mistake unless it was being born.
Joe Guy
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by Joe Guy » Sun Dec 02, 2018 7:50 pm
I have no idea what movie it is but I think liberty wrote the script.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Thu Dec 06, 2018 5:41 pm
Since no one has been able to get this one in three weeks, I suspect that it's a safe bet that no one here knows the answer without looking it up...
Ray, perhaps it's time to give the answer and either post a new quote for a new movie, or leave it as open for whoever has one they'd like to do...
Just sayin'...
RayThom
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by RayThom » Thu Dec 06, 2018 8:46 pm
OK... one LAST quote:
P. I like Mr. Wicher. I pretend he my husband and we live in Weschesser, whereever that is. I can see by his eyes Mr. Wicher like me too. I wish I could tell him all the pages in my book look the same to me, but I can't..
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Long Run
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by Long Run » Thu Dec 06, 2018 11:12 pm
Lord Jim wrote: I suspect that it's a safe bet that no one here knows the answer without looking it up...
RayThom
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by RayThom » Fri Dec 07, 2018 6:21 am
One last clue... this should do it.
PRECIOUS: Together, these homo ladies talk like TV channels I don't watch. I'm glad Abdul here to listen in on 'em tho cause I know they smart.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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by RayThom » Sun Dec 09, 2018 5:18 pm
OK... time to put this old dog to sleep. Truth be told, I'm sure you were messing with me thinking I don't take this game seriously.
So time for the big reveal...
Seeing that I so obviously stumped you all here's a new tasty movie quote for you.
Last week, I dreamed that I made cassoulet for Dad... and he hated it, of course...
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Dec 11, 2018 1:33 pm
Ray--that sounds like the Julia Child movie where the woman was trying to cook every recipe in her book; hopefully someone else will know the title, I don't recall it.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue Dec 11, 2018 4:44 pm
Big RR's clue did it for me:
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by Big RR » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:07 pm
that's the one I was thinking of Jim. Now, hopefully, I'll remember the title.
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by RayThom » Tue Dec 11, 2018 5:52 pm
Lord Jim wrote: Big RR's clue did it for me:
Oh, thank God, it's about time.
Take it away, LJ.
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Crackpot
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by Crackpot » Tue Dec 11, 2018 6:06 pm
I was going to answer the last one when I got home but you had to go and give it away
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:02 pm
Well CP, you should be able to easily get this one...
I'm going to shift gears completely here and go with a really easy peasy Christmas classic. (It's been mentioned recently in another thread)
A: This fog's as thick as peanut butter!
B: You mean pea soup.
A: You eat what you like, and I'll eat what I like!
Ahh. I love this Christmasy time of year. Especially when everything is running happy and smooth, like it is this season. Nothing like that year of the big snow storms.
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:12 pm
Now Jim, is that a movie?
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by Lord Jim » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:21 pm
Well okay, it's a made-for-TV movie as opposed to a theater released picture (which technically puts it out of the parameters of this thread) but I bet somebody gets it in less than three weeks...
Big RR
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by Big RR » Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:36 pm
I would hope so. And given it's length (I'm sure it is under and hour), I would guess it qualifies as a made for TV short film, as opposed to a full length one.
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by dales » Wed Dec 12, 2018 1:47 am
None other than "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".
Watched every year when my sister and I were kids.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Wed Dec 12, 2018 6:58 am
Over to Dale...
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by dales » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:18 am
Okay boys and girls:
Here is a quote from a movie which came out in 1946.
Although not really a Christmas movie per se, it takes place during the Christmas Holidays.
I want to be your girl, that's what I want for Christmas.
Your collective inability to acknowledge this obvious truth makes you all look like fools.
yrs,
rubato
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by Joe Guy » Thu Dec 13, 2018 2:48 am