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Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:27 pm
Lord Jim wrote:
But that won't stop me from engaging in some folderol:
If it will help with your recovery to full and vibrant health, then have at it!
Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Big RR
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by Big RR » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:29 pm
I know I know these lyrics; perhaps you can hum a bit.
As for Jim's clue, I want a do-over, with an emphasis on the latter.
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RayThom
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by RayThom » Mon Sep 09, 2019 4:37 pm
I got this one.
One of Don Rickles' best cinematic performances.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
Big RR
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by Big RR » Mon Sep 09, 2019 6:14 pm
Up on the Roof?
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Sep 09, 2019 9:51 pm
A couple of "close" but wrong answers. The next one is terrible, but is
so this film:
S: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring!
A: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
datsunaholic
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by datsunaholic » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:01 pm
I've never seen it, but that sounds like "The Hangover"
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Long Run
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by Long Run » Mon Sep 09, 2019 11:02 pm
We have a
It was The Hangover
and you may soon have one Datsun, given how the "guesses" have been going.
datsunaholic
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by datsunaholic » Tue Sep 10, 2019 4:56 am
T: You got a creepy friend.
L: I know.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
RayThom
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by RayThom » Tue Sep 10, 2019 6:40 pm
I think I got it... but I could be wrong.
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
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by MajGenl.Meade » Wed Sep 11, 2019 5:57 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
datsunaholic
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by datsunaholic » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:31 am
Both of you are thoroughly wrong.
A:Yeah, it’s hard to explain. It’s really only recently that I’ve been able to admit it to myself. Because I’ve gotten so good at watching and imitating other people’s emotions that I sort of tricked myself into believing I have them, but I don’t.
L: So that’s a, um…
A: A what?
L: A disorder or something?
A: Oh. Well, the shrink would sure like it to be. First it was borderline personality, then severe depression, yesterday, she said it was antisocial with schizoid tendency. She’s basically just flipping to random pages of the DSM-5 and throwing medications at me. But I have a perfectly healthy brain. It just doesn’t contain feelings. And that doesn’t necessarily make me a bad person. It just means I have to work a little harder than everyone else to be good.
Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down.
Crackpot
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by Crackpot » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:22 am
Cadillac Man?
Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:46 am
Big RR
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by Big RR » Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:15 pm
I thought it might have been a diiferen movie until this last quote, but my guess:
The Black Stallion
Big RR
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by Big RR » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:44 pm
National Velvet?
RayThom
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by RayThom » Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:54 pm
Oh, well if it's a horsey movie then it must be this...
“In a world whose absurdity appears to be so impenetrable, we simply must reach a greater degree of understanding among us, a greater sincerity.”
MajGenl.Meade
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by MajGenl.Meade » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:35 am
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
Lord Jim
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by Lord Jim » Tue Oct 01, 2019 4:51 pm
Okay with Halloween coming, it's time to pound on this thread's chest and get it going again for some seasonal flicks...
So: