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Scooter wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 13, 2021 7:33 pm
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Sign outside the cut-rate cathouse??
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-"BB"-
Yes, I suppose I could agree with you ... but then we'd both be wrong, wouldn't we?
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That's not many strokes.

Are you suppose to yell, "FORE...PLAY"?
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"When a man has so far corrupted and prostituted the chastity of his mind, as to subscribe his professional belief to things he does not believe, he has prepared himself for the commission of every other crime."

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I have a work colleague who will only send me HIPAA private information by U.S. Mail because he is an anti-faxer.
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Long Run wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:25 am
 I have a work colleague who will only send me HIPAA private information by U.S. Mail because he is an anti-faxer.
I sorta borrowed your idea. It probably needs some work....

I know a singer who is a left wing radical and declared his own tonal scale. It's "Do Re Mi So La Ti Do"

He's obviously a member of Anti-Fa.

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Joe Guy wrote: ↑
Wed Feb 17, 2021 12:47 am
 I know a singer who is a left wing radical and declared his own tonal scale. It's "Do Re Mi So La Ti Do"

He's obviously a member of Anti-Fa.
Your's has a better sound to it.
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He looks tongue-tied.
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Keeping it zipped
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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Objection! He's needling the witness!

Cut it out, Counsel.
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He wasn't silent - he was pleating the 5th
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts
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CP might check them out, the perfect gift for someone with two left feet. 8-)
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