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A SPC out of Ft. Stewart recently tried to put in a leave packet to go home for his wife's baby shower. His CO denied it with his reason being " men don't go to baby showers", so he had to resubmit.

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That should be "An SPC...."

Anyway the CO was right (if this isn't all bogus) men do NOT go to baby showers - it's a girl thing. Just as men don't go to a Hen Party unless they are collecting dollar bills in their underwear (present company excepted of course)
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uhh men frequently go to their wives baby showers (if nothing else to haul the gifts) I was at my wifes and just about every guy I know who has had a kid in the past 5 years has gone to theirs.
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I was at my sister's...

...an hour before it started, because my F-350 was the only vehicle in the family capable of carrying long serving tables. :)
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Postmodern confusion - teach your children well. Stay away! It's a girl thing. Leave 'em alone. Unless you can squeal like a piggy of course.
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What you afraid of a little endurance test?
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It's not real why argue?
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"Squeal like a piggy?" Are you competing with Dave for misogynist of the year?

FWIW, the last decade has seen the rise of "Jack & Jill" showers, but parties, with lots of food and drink. Women-only is old school.
And even if the shower was old-school, all women, I've not been to one where the men didn't show up near the end to help with the gifts and eat the leftover food.
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"but parties" - well, that's exactly what one would expect of such panty-waists. :lol:

Ah no Guin - I was just thinking of all those poor men crying for "deliverance" :oops:
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