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¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:27 am
by Joe Guy
Click on the pic....

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:33 am
by Joe Guy
Just took the test and...
I probably guessed a couple answers that didn't have
I don't know as a choice.
Or I'm gayer than I think I am...

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:48 am
by Rick
Hmmm
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:52 am
by Scooter
I think there is something wrong with this test.
Since I am obviously 100% gay, everyone else should add 37 points to their score.
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:52 am
by Gob
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:54 am
by Crackpot
I got 325.
I think it's because I'd sing "I'm too sexy"
I don't think the test adjusts for irony.
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:58 am
by Joe Guy
Scooter wrote:
Since I am obviously 100% gay, everyone else should add 37 points to their score.
Your score shows that you actually chose to be gay and could be changed with conversion therapy...

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:25 am
by Lord Jim
That's what I get for going to a couple of musicals...
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 10:34 am
by MajGenl.Meade
I got 15% and I'm sure that's because I knew my wines and there were not nearly enough "none of the above" or "WTF?" answers to choose from. God knows, I may have guessed some really poofy answer just because there was no real male choice - such as the shoes one. WGAF about shoes?
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 1:45 pm
by Lord Jim
I think the lack of more "WTF?" options may also have boosted my score a bit; I may have gotten some answers right by accident...(Also in addition to the musicals I probably also got tagged on the wine question)
For example:
I don't know squat about men's shoe designers. From the list I knew that Gucci designed men's shoes, I'd heard of Prada but didn't know if they did or not, and I'd never even heard of the other two, so without a "Who knows? Who cares?" option, I may accidentally have gotten that one right...
"My cardio routine at the gym" consists of "not going to the gym", but that wasn't an option...I picked tread mill because that's like walking which is something I actually do...(I also bike ride, but "cycling
classes"
really sounded gay... though probably not as gay as "high-lo aerobics"

)
I guess the least gay answer to the Brad Pitt question would have been "Brad Pitt's wife" but I went with "Brad Pitt's money" since that was far and away the most rational answer. (Seems to me that was far and away the most rational answer whether you were gay or straight.)
On the "woman you'd like to have dinner with question" since the two I had heard of I wouldn't have dinner with at bayonet point, I went with one of the two I hadn't heard of, so maybe I inadvertently raised my number on that one, (since "none of these skanks" wasn't a choice... )
I don't actually buy my underwear in 10 packs at Costco, but I went with it because it was the closest to the truth...(I actually buy my underwear in 3 packs at Ross's)
I know even less about "popular boy bands" then I do about men's shoe designers, (the only one on the list I've ever heard of is New Kids On The Block) so that's another one where I could have used a "Not a clue" answer for...
On the "My girlfriend could not drag me to" question, it was kind of a tossup between "a ballroom dance competition" and a "Cher concert" but since I could only pick one, I went with the former because I would probably embarrass myself less at a Cher concert....
Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:16 pm
by oldr_n_wsr
I'm afraid to take the test. Might find out something about myself that I would rather not deal with.
ETA
15%

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 2:31 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
You 'n me, bro. Half as gay as LJ!

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 8:43 pm
by Econoline
I got 33%...for pretty much the same reasons Jim enumerates: random guesses instead of a "none of the above" or "WTF" option. (And I haven't even been to
any musicals at all for many many years.)
Crackpot wrote:I got 325.
*sigh* Well, at least I'm not
five times as gay as Scooter...

Re: ¿Cómo Machista es Usted?
Posted: Thu Feb 06, 2014 9:28 pm
by Crackpot
It was supposed to be 32% but I apparently missed the shift key