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Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:20 pm
by Gob
A practical joker has been banned from a Hilton Hotel for life after leaving an 'abusive' joke on its online booking system.

Software consultant Jason Payne said he never expected the tasteless comment to be seen by staff, after responding that he had a 'large snake in his trousers' to a question about pets. He said it was the only pet he had, adding 'hope that's OK'.

Mr Payne, 35, said he was surprised when the receptionist at the Hilton Hotel in Basingstoke starting laughing when he checked in on February 8, as he hadn't expected his comment to be read. 'The woman at the reception just suddenly burst out laughing hysterically and appeared very amused,' he said.

'I had no idea why and then she read the comment to me ... Her colleague then also laughed.'

However, Payne, who was staying at the hotel for the night for a friend's birthday, received an email days later, banning him for life from staying at the hotel. In her correspondence, Cathrin Wurst, the hotel's front manager, said staff had been put in an 'uncomfortable situation', and said the hotel was unwilling to accept 'abusive language'.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 10:59 pm
by Lord Jim
:roll:

It was maybe a little juvenile, but "abusive"?

Give me a break...

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:16 pm
by Long Run
It's not like he asked them if they wanted to hold it or pet it. :D

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:24 pm
by Joe Guy
I don't know why but the snake comment must have rattled someone.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:25 pm
by Rick
6 months that manager will be gone and he can do it all over again

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:30 pm
by Long Run
Joe Guy wrote:I don't know why but the snake comment must have rattled someone.
Such a venomous comment.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 11:55 pm
by Lord Jim
If these puns don't stop, I'm gonna have to start kicking some asp...

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:39 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
They are very boaing

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 4:54 pm
by Long Run
You could terminate each poster of slithering puns, but they would just go on COBRA.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:23 pm
by Joe Guy
That's enough!!

This thread is an example of what can happen when you have reptile dysfunction.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 9:19 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
What's a viper?


A Jewish handkerchief

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:06 pm
by Long Run
On bad pun after another. Adder up and its a bad thread.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 5:12 pm
by Lord Jim
I really wish you guys would stop this, anaconda I'm really tired of it...

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Fri Feb 28, 2014 7:32 pm
by MajGenl.Meade
Little lyre!

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 10:24 pm
by Beer Sponge
I always restrain my hose with a garter.

Re: Joke ban

Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2014 1:40 am
by Lord Jim
If you keep this up, I'm gonna tell your mambas...