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The Associated Press

PINELLAS PARK, Fla. -- A video of a topless woman vandalizing a Tampa Bay area McDonald's has gone viral.

Pinellas Park police say the incident happened March 24, but the video went viral on Tuesday.

The video shows a woman, clad only in bikini bottoms, inside the McDonald's. It shows the woman going behind the counter, overturning cash registers, throwing food and eating soft-serve ice cream and french fries.

Police say the woman was 41-year-old Sandra Suarez. She was booked into the Pinellas County jail on charges of criminal mischief and resisting arrest.[She resisted arrest? Really? You're kidding...] She was released March 29 on $7,000 bail.

She has retained a public defender and couldn't immediately be reached for comment.

Franchise owner Juan Illas said in a statement that the employees who released the video have been fired.

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Topless woman ransacks McDonald’s; tries to lick, kiss police

According to the police report, Suarez walked into the McDonald's about 7 p.m. and offered an employee oral sex. [and they say McDonald's employees have lousy benefits...] When the employee refused, the woman started her destructive frenzy, which caused more than $10,000 in damage.

Police arrived and found her hiding behind a table. The report says she tried resisting officers by kicking, licking and kissing them.

Suarez was eventually arrested and taken to a local hospital as a precaution.

She is now charged with felony criminal mischief and resisting arrest with violence.

A mother-of-two whose near naked antics in a fast food restaurant have attracted over a million web hits says she cannot recall her reasons for the counter streak.

Police allege Suarez became angered after a restaurant worker turned down her offer of sexual favours in the car park at the branch in St Petersburg, Florida.

During the clip, filmed on March 24, Suarez pushes electronic tills from the counter, violently tips over trolleys, empties chiller cabinets before gulping down ice cream direct from the dispenser.

After her arrest she was taken by police to hospital but medics said she was not under the influence of drink or drugs.

Suarez later claimed the incident had been triggered by her bi-polar disorder and she had no recollection of the mayhem she caused.

Lord Jim wrote:
So apparently the problem here wasn't that the woman was on something she shouldn't have been, but that she wasn't on something she should have been...

Which can produce results just as bad...

(There I go, playing at being a doctor again.... )