At breakfast a husband asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"
"I would take half and leave you," his wife replied.
He responded, "I won twelve dollars yesterday, here's six. Keep in touch."
Hit the Road Wifey!!
Re: Hit the Road Wifey!!
Stop me if you've heard this one...
Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $200.
Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass. Once all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again.
"Wow," one of his opponents says. "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects. You really are something."
"Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years."
Four golfers who like to gamble wind up in the same foursome. The pot builds throughout the day until they reach the 18th green, where Charlie has a chance to putt for dough. If he makes his 10-foot putt, he wins $200.
Charlie lines up his putt, but just as he's about to take his stance, a funeral procession begins passing by on the road that runs alongside the 18th hole.
Charlie steps away from his ball, sets down his putter, takes off his hat and places it over his heart, and waits for the funeral procession to completely pass. Once all the cars in the funeral procession have passed, Charlie picks up his putter and begins lining up the putt again.
"Wow," one of his opponents says. "That was the most touching thing I have ever seen. You've got a makeable putt for $200, yet you stopped and paid your respects. You really are something."
"Well," Charlie says, "we were married for 25 years."
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Re: Hit the Road Wifey!!
So this guy was lining up his first swipe with the golf bat at the driving range area when this other guy walks up to him and says "Didn't I see you here a year ago?"
"No" says the first guy, looking guilty.
"yes it was you" says this other guy. "You were here very early, you took one swing, the ball flew off in a terrible slice, bounced in the car park, slammed into a Prius that was driving in and that swerved right in to a woman with a baby in push chair, killing them both. You saw what happened and you ran off. But I was watching"
"Oh God!" cried the guilt-ridden fiend. "What should I do?"
"Well, you could try dropping your right shoulder a little"
"No" says the first guy, looking guilty.
"yes it was you" says this other guy. "You were here very early, you took one swing, the ball flew off in a terrible slice, bounced in the car park, slammed into a Prius that was driving in and that swerved right in to a woman with a baby in push chair, killing them both. You saw what happened and you ran off. But I was watching"
"Oh God!" cried the guilt-ridden fiend. "What should I do?"
"Well, you could try dropping your right shoulder a little"
For Christianity, by identifying truth with faith, must teach-and, properly understood, does teach-that any interference with the truth is immoral. A Christian with faith has nothing to fear from the facts